FML : Today, while going through customs at the airport, my bag was selected for screening. It was nearly overflowing because it was so full, so before the TSA...

Today, while going through customs at the airport, my bag was selected for screening. It was nearly overflowing because it was so full, so before the TSA agent searched it, I said, "Watch out - it's going to explode when you open it". Wrong choice of words. FML

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By kclopez - / Saturday 19 August 2017 23:15 /

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By NostalgiaFreak9 | 40

#7531666 - Saturday 19 August 2017 23:35

And this is why you should know your environment before you make jokes. Jokes like that in an airport are never taken lightly.

By Velhalv | 12

#7531686 - Sunday 20 August 2017 0:53

Am I the only one who found this hard to read in yellow letters on a black background?

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By NostalgiaFreak9 | 40

#7531666 - Saturday 19 August 2017 23:35

And this is why you should know your environment before you make jokes. Jokes like that in an airport are never taken lightly.

DanielleinDC | 31

#7531732 - Sunday 20 August 2017 5:12

I don't think OP was making a joke; she was just using a poor metaphor to describe how full her bag is.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7531667 - Saturday 19 August 2017 23:37

Free cavity search and a nice, thorough conversation with some scary men. Well played!

By Siobhán Joanne Weiss-Donnelly | 10

#7531674 - Saturday 19 August 2017 23:49

What made you think that was a good choice of words to begin with?

By Velhalv | 12

#7531686 - Sunday 20 August 2017 0:53

Am I the only one who found this hard to read in yellow letters on a black background?

RockPrincess26 | 16

#7531703 - Sunday 20 August 2017 1:53

It's not just that. The font and style make it that much harder to read.

RichardPencil | 27

#7531715 - Sunday 20 August 2017 2:51

Not me. I got the latest update and switched back to good ol’ plain text,

Thanks for the option!

Regulate | 21

#7533077 - Wednesday 23 August 2017 23:13

Use a computer.

By Regulate | 21

#7531695 - Sunday 20 August 2017 1:28

To think...you could have just let them do their job and said nothing. Imagine that.

By acmariner99 | 21

#7531709 - Sunday 20 August 2017 2:12

These guys have no sense of humor. You should follow up just to make sure they didn't make you disappear.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7531721 - Sunday 20 August 2017 4:12

I guess that joke bombed.

By corky1992 | 33

#7531749 - Sunday 20 August 2017 6:37

You idiot.

By Arcfelt | 14

#7531789 - Sunday 20 August 2017 10:55

Well, talk about starting things off with a bang!

By mccuish | 15

#7532093 - Monday 21 August 2017 8:19

Dumbass

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