FML : Today, while going through customs at the airport, my bag was selected for screening. It was nearly overflowing because it was so full, so before the TSA...

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Today, while going through customs at the airport, my bag was selected for screening. It was nearly overflowing because it was so full, so before the TSA agent searched it, I said, "Watch out - it's going to explode when you open it". Wrong choice of words. FML

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By kclopez - / Saturday 19 August 2017 23:15 /

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By NostalgiaFreak9 | 40

#7531666 - Saturday 19 August 2017 23:35

And this is why you should know your environment before you make jokes. Jokes like that in an airport are never taken lightly.

By Velhalv | 12

#7531686 - Sunday 20 August 2017 0:53

Am I the only one who found this hard to read in yellow letters on a black background?

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By NostalgiaFreak9 | 40

#7531666 - Saturday 19 August 2017 23:35

And this is why you should know your environment before you make jokes. Jokes like that in an airport are never taken lightly.

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DanielleinDC | 31

#7531732 - Sunday 20 August 2017 5:12

I don't think OP was making a joke; she was just using a poor metaphor to describe how full her bag is.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7531667 - Saturday 19 August 2017 23:37

Free cavity search and a nice, thorough conversation with some scary men. Well played!

By Siobhán Joanne Weiss-Donnelly | 10

#7531674 - Saturday 19 August 2017 23:49

What made you think that was a good choice of words to begin with?

By Velhalv | 12

#7531686 - Sunday 20 August 2017 0:53

Am I the only one who found this hard to read in yellow letters on a black background?

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RockPrincess26 | 16

#7531703 - Sunday 20 August 2017 1:53

It's not just that. The font and style make it that much harder to read.

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RichardPencil | 27

#7531715 - Sunday 20 August 2017 2:51

Not me. I got the latest update and switched back to good ol’ plain text,

Thanks for the option!

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Regulate | 21

#7533077 - Wednesday 23 August 2017 23:13

Use a computer.

By Regulate | 21

#7531695 - Sunday 20 August 2017 1:28

To think...you could have just let them do their job and said nothing. Imagine that.

By acmariner99 | 21

#7531709 - Sunday 20 August 2017 2:12

These guys have no sense of humor. You should follow up just to make sure they didn't make you disappear.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7531721 - Sunday 20 August 2017 4:12

I guess that joke bombed.

By corky1992 | 33

#7531749 - Sunday 20 August 2017 6:37

You idiot.

By Arcfelt | 14

#7531789 - Sunday 20 August 2017 10:55

Well, talk about starting things off with a bang!

By mccuish | 15

#7532093 - Monday 21 August 2017 8:19

Dumbass

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