By kclopez - 19/08/2017 23:15

Today, while going through customs at the airport, my bag was selected for screening. It was nearly overflowing because it was so full, so before the TSA agent searched it, I said, "Watch out - it's going to explode when you open it". Wrong choice of words. FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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And this is why you should know your environment before you make jokes. Jokes like that in an airport are never taken lightly.

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Velhalv 12
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Am I the only one who found this hard to read in yellow letters on a black background?

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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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And this is why you should know your environment before you make jokes. Jokes like that in an airport are never taken lightly.

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DanielleinDC 32
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I don't think OP was making a joke; she was just using a poor metaphor to describe how full her bag is.

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RichardPencil 30
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Free cavity search and a nice, thorough conversation with some scary men. Well played!

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Siobhán Joanne Weiss-Donnelly 10
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What made you think that was a good choice of words to begin with?

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Velhalv 12
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Am I the only one who found this hard to read in yellow letters on a black background?

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RockPrincess26 16
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It's not just that. The font and style make it that much harder to read.

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RichardPencil 30
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Not me. I got the latest update and switched back to good ol’ plain text, Thanks for the option!

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Regulate 21
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Use a computer.

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Regulate 21
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To think...you could have just let them do their job and said nothing. Imagine that.

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acmariner99 25
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These guys have no sense of humor. You should follow up just to make sure they didn't make you disappear.

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RichardPencil 30
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I guess that joke bombed.

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corky1992 33

You idiot.

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Arcfelt 14

Well, talk about starting things off with a bang!

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mccuish 25

Dumbass

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