Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML
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Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML
Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML
Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML
Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML
Today, while going through customs at the airport, my bag was selected for screening. It was nearly overflowing because it was so full, so before the TSA agent searched it, I said, "Watch out - it's going to explode when you open it". Wrong choice of words. FML
Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML
Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML
Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML
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spazmattic 0
Do the truffle shuffle?
Jacobt24 19
at least OP isn't like some people and tuck their rolls into their pants with a huge bulge in the crotch area
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Comments (192)
HeavyScout 0
CUZ NO SIZE FIT ME
foilindo 0
not having an ideal body is understandable and being somewhat overweight because of some health issue also is. otherwise you definitely deserved it. :-/
alpaquette91 9
44 ... let's be bffls LOL
CatEyes66 0
But, if you're unattractive you have no right to call or make fun of someone else for being unattractive or overweight. Which I think ^46^ is guilty of.
ItWasAllWorthIt 0
But if you're attractive you can say whatever you want about people's attractiveness?
iluvGB 0
word.
CatEyes66 0
Telling someone they're "attractive" is a positive comment, makes people feel good. Calling someone "fat or ugly" is a negative comment, makes people feel bad. If your unattractive and you point out someone's unattractiveness it makes you "mean and a hypocrite".
DiscoSlut 0
its funny because you're fat :)
linlee 0
wow your pretty much a bitch ur name fits u well get off her back damn!
birdfreak 24
that's sucks. gym membership maybe? sorry if this sounds insensitive.
ihateFMLJkxD 0
damn xD
igaboo 0
Lose weight then? YDI for not weighing less.
OneRepublic10 0
that sucks. having to tell someone that was ur fat roll.
luisAngelMarrero 0
hahaha...
im_bored_tired 12
fatty!!!! ?
Mysanitywins 10
No way!
iluvGB 0
YOU. ASHOLE.
SuperHappyxDD 0
If you love your mom then post this to 20 people.a girl ignored this and her mom died 1 year later sorry I can't ignore this because I love my mom too much