By Mr. Sensitive Nips - 17/03/2011 22:38 - United States

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Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML
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holymolybro 0

"Sweety...can we..um..go in this alley for a sec.."

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chlorinegreen 27

tell her to stand in front of you?

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smurfman44265034 0

that's hot

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Beck2209 0

Why do guys dislike having their erections be seen in public?

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Timmeyh87 0

Cuz it blocks the sun for everybody else. It's just plain rude, really.

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kingjames2306 0

lol beck you must like seeing that when your out shopping at the mall

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dmcp77 1

tuck it in the waistband or the belt. come on man!

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vsx2000goton 0

Sorry, ours aren't as small as yours.

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Timmeyh87 0

Which means that it's a good idea to always shave ure legs/nuts, or is it a part of the experience?

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LonelyLoser07 2

Well at least you have the luck of the Irish on your side. Bone her for wearing green

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kokorowe 3

think of your mom and dad naked having sex

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bitheway 2

2 far way 2 far..... So gross *shudders*

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Phase 0

That makes it worse for me. am I going to bell?

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