By Mr. Sensitive Nips - 17/03/2011 22:38 - United States

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Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML
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holymolybro 0

"Sweety...can we..um..go in this alley for a sec.."

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chlorinegreen 27

tell her to stand in front of you?

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broskey 0

hahaha imagine how awkward it would be if one of his friends gave him a purple nurple

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muffinlizzie 7

Rofl. "Uh, it's not what you think man..." "I didn't know you swung that way. I'm just gonna go..."

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cheech99 0

how the hell can u get a boner from pinching a nipple??

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OverFlash 15

Some guys can get pleasure, even to the point of ****** from their nipples. Apparently, it's something along the lines of 2%, though.

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AceArctic 4

Is that a pot of gold in your pocket or is that a boner in your pocket?

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grdianknight 0

celebrating saint Patty's and Molotov wearing green, ydi

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haha12457 0

like the other ppl said tell her to stand in front of you just dont be tempted to do anal

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