By Anonymous - 10/04/2016 11:41 - United States - Bronx

Today, I had to slowly explain to my slightly ditzy roommate that no, I will not grow testicles due to taking testosterone supplements. FML
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Tripartita 44
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Hahaha, it's amazing to think some people think you can actually grow testicles without seeds! Testosterone alone is useless unless you have the seeds, plenty of sunlight, and nutrient-rich soil. Jesus, I'm still laughing.

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bigmusclebro 20
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That's how I did it

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bigmusclebro 20
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That's how I did it

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jacksonch2607 17
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yess first commen

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bethanyhopkins 49
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You mean that's not how it works?

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TheRussianNavy 11
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I don't think they're slightly ditzy, but rather full blown stupid. Or high.

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noisyboy4000 23
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Dammit, she's caught onto our male secret

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Krystal3408 32
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Okay but what would you take to grow the penis?

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TheRussianNavy 11
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Penis enlargement supplements, I believe.

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Cdwoods 20
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still believe you have to mold it to make it look like one though.

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supr_sexy 9
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DUH! a BANANA.....

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Imnotreallyblack 10
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you ot to try to make it like you are slowly getting one, and freak her out

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Kitouran 30
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Slowly getting one testicle?

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Feklfekl2222 32
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Yeah just testosterone won't give you both testicles, you need to take up some stereotypically manly pastimes to grow the other one

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Soloman212 28
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Hence the phrase "grow a pair." Growing the first testicle is easy, but completing the pair requires a high level of masculinity and determination.

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Tripartita 44
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Hahaha, it's amazing to think some people think you can actually grow testicles without seeds! Testosterone alone is useless unless you have the seeds, plenty of sunlight, and nutrient-rich soil. Jesus, I'm still laughing.

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Mynamewontfi 40
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Wish it was that easy :p Other parts may slightly enlarge though.

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trollcrusher 17
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@20 If by "shrink" you were referring to the penis, then no, testosterone will not reduce its size. Exogenous testosterone has no effect on penis size, that's a myth perpetuated by rampant ignorance. In women, however, excessive testosterone levels can enlarge the clitoris until it resembles a small penis. Either way, it's not going to shrink anything but the testicles (which OP supposedly doesn't have).

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