Today, I had to slowly explain to my slightly ditzy roommate that no, I will not grow testicles due to taking testosterone supplements. FML
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Tripartita
| 44
Hahaha, it's amazing to think some people think you can actually grow testicles without seeds! Testosterone alone is useless unless you have the seeds, plenty of sunlight, and nutrient-rich soil. Jesus, I'm still laughing.
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bigmusclebro
| 20
That's how I did it
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bigmusclebro
| 20
That's how I did it
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jacksonch2607
| 17
yess first commen
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bethanyhopkins
| 49
You mean that's not how it works?
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TheRussianNavy
| 11
I don't think they're slightly ditzy, but rather full blown stupid. Or high.
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moondoglou420
| 17
Slightly?
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prettygurl89
| 16
Read my mind
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noisyboy4000
| 23
Dammit, she's caught onto our male secret
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Krystal3408
| 32
Okay but what would you take to grow the penis?
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TheRussianNavy
| 11
Penis enlargement supplements, I believe.
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Cdwoods
| 20
still believe you have to mold it to make it look like one though.
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supr_sexy
| 9
DUH! a BANANA.....
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thebiteof87
| 27
O
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Imnotreallyblack
| 10
you ot to try to make it like you are slowly getting one, and freak her out
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Kitouran
| 30
Slowly getting one testicle?
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
Yeah just testosterone won't give you both testicles, you need to take up some stereotypically manly pastimes to grow the other one
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Soloman212
| 28
Hence the phrase "grow a pair." Growing the first testicle is easy, but completing the pair requires a high level of masculinity and determination.
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Tripartita
| 44
Hahaha, it's amazing to think some people think you can actually grow testicles without seeds! Testosterone alone is useless unless you have the seeds, plenty of sunlight, and nutrient-rich soil. Jesus, I'm still laughing.
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Mynamewontfi
| 40
Wish it was that easy :p Other parts may slightly enlarge though.
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Dr_Awesome654
| 24
Shrink*
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trollcrusher
| 17
@20
If by "shrink" you were referring to the penis, then no, testosterone will not reduce its size. Exogenous testosterone has no effect on penis size, that's a myth perpetuated by rampant ignorance. In women, however, excessive testosterone levels can enlarge the clitoris until it resembles a small penis. Either way, it's not going to shrink anything but the testicles (which OP supposedly doesn't have).
If by "shrink" you were referring to the penis, then no, testosterone will not reduce its size. Exogenous testosterone has no effect on penis size, that's a myth perpetuated by rampant ignorance. In women, however, excessive testosterone levels can enlarge the clitoris until it resembles a small penis. Either way, it's not going to shrink anything but the testicles (which OP supposedly doesn't have).