FML : Today, I spotted one of my friends using the ATM outside our school's university center. I crept up behind him, grabbed his shoulders abruptly, and shouted...

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Today, I spotted one of my friends using the ATM outside our school's university center. I crept up behind him, grabbed his shoulders abruptly, and shouted in my best deep man-voice, "Give me all your money!" Turned out to be a poor, unsuspecting freshman. He gave me his money. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 23 April 2009 02:22 / United States

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By airandfingers | 0

#135806 - Thursday 23 April 2009 9:20

Today, I was withdrawing money from an ATM at my new school, when a guy came up behind me and demanded my money. I gave it to him, thinking he had a weapon. Later, I saw that not only had he posted on fmylife.com, but he said f HIS life! FML

By nlite | 0

#135794 - Thursday 23 April 2009 9:16

you dumbass.

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By nlite | 0

#135794 - Thursday 23 April 2009 9:16

you dumbass.

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garuru | 4

#889523 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 22:20

haha free money

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b182link | 0

#1055181 - Friday 2 July 2010 20:19

haha free cash

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ForTheMotherland | 0

#1056800 - Saturday 3 July 2010 7:07

I only chose "You totally deserve it!" because your life doesn't suck. He gave you all his money. Lucky...

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ladidaday | 0

#1226926 - Thursday 12 August 2010 7:36

since I'm a freshman rite now, I have to say YDI!!! That's like stealing candy from a baby:P

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Bobby64 | 28

#2987178 - Thursday 28 July 2011 16:37

You're a freshman in college and used "rite" where you should have used "right"? 0_o

By Shroomsteroo | 0

#135795 - Thursday 23 April 2009 9:16

hahaha!

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iplaymw2 | 0

#997201 - Wednesday 19 May 2010 5:21

in solviet russia, ze freshman jumps you!

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keetlover | 0

#1244400 - Sunday 15 August 2010 9:05

in soviet Russia, you ze he'll up!

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Mischief109 | 11

#4454783 - Saturday 19 May 2012 5:50

^ what?!?!

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Rowdey | 10

#4456987 - Saturday 19 May 2012 22:32

In Soviet Russia.. I hate you.

By str8upmobbin | 0

#135796 - Thursday 23 April 2009 9:16

good job, i agree with what you did!

By iamjtsocool | 0

#135797 - Thursday 23 April 2009 9:17

Smooth move 007. You should have given it back ya jackass.

By sidekickinit | 0

#135799 - Thursday 23 April 2009 9:18

pretty sure you mean F*** HIS Life....

By DLow0012 | 0

#135801 - Thursday 23 April 2009 9:18

I...don't see what the problem is...?

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blankaex | 0

#907635 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 15:40

op prolly feels bad about taking his money

By AntiChrist7 | 0

#135803 - Thursday 23 April 2009 9:19

you're as funny as a pile of poo.

By airandfingers | 0

#135806 - Thursday 23 April 2009 9:20

Today, I was withdrawing money from an ATM at my new school, when a guy came up behind me and demanded my money. I gave it to him, thinking he had a weapon. Later, I saw that not only had he posted on fmylife.com, but he said f HIS life! FML

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danielr1219 | 0

#1636859 - Monday 1 November 2010 23:21

win^^

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ItsOkayImWhite | 0

#2502257 - Friday 13 May 2011 12:25

hahaha :D!

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hockeylaxforev23 | 4

#3604318 - Saturday 19 November 2011 5:01

FTW!!!!

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ImTheAlpha | 30

#4108269 - Thursday 1 March 2012 1:13

Detecting VERY large quantities of WIN in this post.

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kittykat1501 | 31

#6320759 - Sunday 14 June 2015 23:31

I HATE it when people do this!!!!!

By noha_fml | 0

#135807 - Thursday 23 April 2009 9:21

why on earth is this an FML for you its an FML for the "poor, unsuspecting freshman." i hope you gave his money back lol.

By deplorableworld | 0

#135808 - Thursday 23 April 2009 9:22

I can see why you might say FYL. You'll get what's coming to you now.

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