By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 02:22 - United States

Today, I spotted one of my friends using the ATM outside our school's university center. I crept up behind him, grabbed his shoulders abruptly, and shouted in my best deep man-voice, "Give me all your money!" Turned out to be a poor, unsuspecting freshman. He gave me his money. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 913
You deserved it 74 240

Same thing different taste

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Today, I was withdrawing money from an ATM at my new school, when a guy came up behind me and demanded my money. I gave it to him, thinking he had a weapon. Later, I saw that not only had he posted on fmylife.com, but he said f HIS life! FML

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I only chose "You totally deserve it!" because your life doesn't suck. He gave you all his money. Lucky...

since I'm a freshman rite now, I have to say YDI!!! That's like stealing candy from a baby:P

You're a freshman in college and used "rite" where you should have used "right"? 0_o

str8upmobbin 0

good job, i agree with what you did!

Smooth move 007. You should have given it back ya jackass.

I...don't see what the problem is...?

op prolly feels bad about taking his money

AntiChrist7 0

you're as funny as a pile of poo.

Today, I was withdrawing money from an ATM at my new school, when a guy came up behind me and demanded my money. I gave it to him, thinking he had a weapon. Later, I saw that not only had he posted on fmylife.com, but he said f HIS life! FML

why on earth is this an FML for you its an FML for the "poor, unsuspecting freshman." i hope you gave his money back lol.

I can see why you might say FYL. You'll get what's coming to you now.