By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 02:22 - United States

Today, I spotted one of my friends using the ATM outside our school's university center. I crept up behind him, grabbed his shoulders abruptly, and shouted in my best deep man-voice, "Give me all your money!" Turned out to be a poor, unsuspecting freshman. He gave me his money. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 899
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Today, I was withdrawing money from an ATM at my new school, when a guy came up behind me and demanded my money. I gave it to him, thinking he had a weapon. Later, I saw that not only had he posted on fmylife.com, but he said f HIS life! FML

you dumbass.

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you dumbass.

haha free money

I only chose "You totally deserve it!" because your life doesn't suck. He gave you all his money. Lucky...

since I'm a freshman rite now, I have to say YDI!!! That's like stealing candy from a baby:P

You're a freshman in college and used "rite" where you should have used "right"? 0_o

in solviet russia, ze freshman jumps you!

in soviet Russia, you ze he'll up!

In Soviet Russia.. I hate you.

good job, i agree with what you did!

Smooth move 007. You should have given it back ya jackass.

pretty sure you mean F*** HIS Life....

I...don't see what the problem is...?

op prolly feels bad about taking his money

you're as funny as a pile of poo.

Today, I was withdrawing money from an ATM at my new school, when a guy came up behind me and demanded my money. I gave it to him, thinking he had a weapon. Later, I saw that not only had he posted on fmylife.com, but he said f HIS life! FML

Detecting VERY large quantities of WIN in this post.

I HATE it when people do this!!!!!

why on earth is this an FML for you its an FML for the "poor, unsuspecting freshman." i hope you gave his money back lol.

I can see why you might say FYL. You'll get what's coming to you now.