By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 02:22 - United States

Today, I spotted one of my friends using the ATM outside our school's university center. I crept up behind him, grabbed his shoulders abruptly, and shouted in my best deep man-voice, "Give me all your money!" Turned out to be a poor, unsuspecting freshman. He gave me his money. FML
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airandfingers 0
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Today, I was withdrawing money from an ATM at my new school, when a guy came up behind me and demanded my money. I gave it to him, thinking he had a weapon. Later, I saw that not only had he posted on fmylife.com, but he said f HIS life! FML

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nlite 0
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you dumbass.

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nlite 0
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you dumbass.

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garuru 4

haha free money

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ForTheMotherland 0
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I only chose "You totally deserve it!" because your life doesn't suck. He gave you all his money. Lucky...

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ladidaday 0
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since I'm a freshman rite now, I have to say YDI!!! That's like stealing candy from a baby:P

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Bobby64 29
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You're a freshman in college and used "rite" where you should have used "right"? 0_o

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Shroomsteroo 0

hahaha!

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iplaymw2 0
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in solviet russia, ze freshman jumps you!

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keetlover 0

in soviet Russia, you ze he'll up!

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Rowdey 10
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In Soviet Russia.. I hate you.

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str8upmobbin 0

good job, i agree with what you did!

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iamjtsocool 0
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Smooth move 007. You should have given it back ya jackass.

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sidekickinit 0
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pretty sure you mean F*** HIS Life....

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DLow0012 0
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I...don't see what the problem is...?

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blankaex 0
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op prolly feels bad about taking his money

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AntiChrist7 0

you're as funny as a pile of poo.

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airandfingers 0
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Today, I was withdrawing money from an ATM at my new school, when a guy came up behind me and demanded my money. I gave it to him, thinking he had a weapon. Later, I saw that not only had he posted on fmylife.com, but he said f HIS life! FML

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ItsOkayImWhite 0

hahaha :D!

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hockeylaxforev23 4

FTW!!!!

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ImTheAlpha 30
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Detecting VERY large quantities of WIN in this post.

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kittykat1501 31

I HATE it when people do this!!!!!

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noha_fml 0
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why on earth is this an FML for you its an FML for the "poor, unsuspecting freshman." i hope you gave his money back lol.

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deplorableworld 0
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I can see why you might say FYL. You'll get what's coming to you now.

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