Today, I spotted one of my friends using the ATM outside our school's university center. I crept up behind him, grabbed his shoulders abruptly, and shouted in my best deep man-voice, "Give me all your money!" Turned out to be a poor, unsuspecting freshman. He gave me his money. FML
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airandfingers
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Today, I was withdrawing money from an ATM at my new school, when a guy came up behind me and demanded my money. I gave it to him, thinking he had a weapon. Later, I saw that not only had he posted on fmylife.com, but he said f HIS life! FML
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nlite
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you dumbass.
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nlite
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you dumbass.
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garuru
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haha free money
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b182link
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haha free cash
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ForTheMotherland
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I only chose "You totally deserve it!" because your life doesn't suck. He gave you all his money. Lucky...
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ladidaday
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since I'm a freshman rite now, I have to say YDI!!! That's like stealing candy from a baby:P
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Bobby64
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You're a freshman in college and used "rite" where you should have used "right"? 0_o
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Shroomsteroo
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hahaha!
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iplaymw2
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in solviet russia, ze freshman jumps you!
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keetlover
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in soviet Russia, you ze he'll up!
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Mischief109
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^ what?!?!
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Rowdey
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In Soviet Russia.. I hate you.
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str8upmobbin
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good job, i agree with what you did!
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iamjtsocool
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Smooth move 007. You should have given it back ya jackass.
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sidekickinit
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pretty sure you mean F*** HIS Life....
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DLow0012
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I...don't see what the problem is...?
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blankaex
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op prolly feels bad about taking his money
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AntiChrist7
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you're as funny as a pile of poo.
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airandfingers
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Today, I was withdrawing money from an ATM at my new school, when a guy came up behind me and demanded my money. I gave it to him, thinking he had a weapon. Later, I saw that not only had he posted on fmylife.com, but he said f HIS life! FML
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danielr1219
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win^^
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ItsOkayImWhite
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hahaha :D!
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hockeylaxforev23
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FTW!!!!
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ImTheAlpha
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Detecting VERY large quantities of WIN in this post.
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kittykat1501
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I HATE it when people do this!!!!!
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noha_fml
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why on earth is this an FML for you its an FML for the "poor, unsuspecting freshman." i hope you gave his money back lol.
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deplorableworld
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I can see why you might say FYL. You'll get what's coming to you now.