Today, I was so desperate for any kind of male romantic attention that I googled "prison pen pals", and I'm considering writing to one. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML
Today, I was so desperate for human interaction that I asked a deaf girl in my class if she liked music. I actually signed it to her. FML
Today, my college roomate and I received our first pieces of mail. We were very excited because our mailbox wasn't empty anymore. She got a package of home baked cookies in the mail from her family. I got a letter from a stranger in prison. FML
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DocBastard 40
It's a shame that all the good ones are locked up.
Steve95401 49
A "pen pal" who is in the penitentiary. Not a good choice OP.
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Comments (220)
CeltyStark 3
I don't think that's a very good idea
animal50199 10
Wow. In six months he'll get out of prison, expect you to pick him up, then you'll introduce him to your parents as "the killer you told them about."
mscynic 4
Too bad Ted Bundy is dead.. I heard he was really good looking in the day.
jimmyl0 4
Thirsty teenage boy's response: You got kik?
jessiejamesp 11
Not a good choice at all my friend your better off asking someone in here to chat then a pen pal
seanmac22 6
You can text me
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Jennipher Stillwell 11
Sad how many stupid asses think every single person is in prison for rape or murder.