Anonymous
United States
Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
hiii.
United States
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
Youdontneed2knowmyname
United States
Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
forkmylife
United States
Today, my school is having a mandatory class on etiquette. We've just now progressed onto forks after a long, tedious discussion on spoons. FML
knife knife
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Dalkeith, United Kingdom
Introvert struggles
Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML
Mystery LeRale
United States
Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML
nolife
United States
Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dad decided that he wanted to start a collection of sporks. They're filling up our car. FML
melonhead77
Cyprus
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Mik
United States
Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML
Anonymous
Can't feel my tongue
Today, I was using the same metal spoon to stir boiling noodles and the pasta sauce I was heating up. I decided to taste the sauce and see if it was getting warm, forgetting that the spoon was sitting in boiling water three seconds earlier. FML
Top comments
MikeDa1Da 14
I like rusty spoons.
perdix 31
So, what's the scoop?
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EnterSandman_fml 20
If you finish your spoon research, look up spooning next. Or even spoonerisms. Hell, even look up people named Spooner. Then again, you could always figure out a way to not be bored, such as partying or meeting people.
zebralover23 14
That's interesting
SingingOtter 0
Salad Fingers would be proud of you.
dunicha 20
That is so weird. My husband and I spent some time today trying to discover whether forks or spoons were older to settle an argument.
TreeStarOsaurus 0
That actually sounds somewhat interesting. Could have been worse
goodgood_fml 5
Meh.. Sporks rule!!
iamyummylicious 14
NO, FORK YOU!
OffToTheGayBar 9
That was lame, go fork yourself. *Cough*
iamyummylicious 14
It was supposed to be a response to another comment. IDK what happened. Sorry :/
micahsmommy 13
Pretty sure you are for that pathetic comment.
OffToTheGayBar 9
I simply adore researching things when I'm bored. It's a better use of time than lounging around thinking of something to do. (: Plus, I always have some new tidbit of esoteric information to add to a conversation that piece of aforementioned info has literally nothing to do with. People are like, "What?" It's bloody hilarious.
TomHarrow 5
The ****?* Oh and your picture is ******* sick. Can't wait for that.