Anonymous
United States
Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
hiii.
United States
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
Youdontneed2knowmyname
United States
Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
forkmylife
United States
Today, my school is having a mandatory class on etiquette. We've just now progressed onto forks after a long, tedious discussion on spoons. FML
knife knife
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Dalkeith, United Kingdom
Introvert struggles
Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML
Mystery LeRale
United States
Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML
nolife
United States
Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dad decided that he wanted to start a collection of sporks. They're filling up our car. FML
melonhead77
Cyprus
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Mik
United States
Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML
Anonymous
Can't feel my tongue
Today, I was using the same metal spoon to stir boiling noodles and the pasta sauce I was heating up. I decided to taste the sauce and see if it was getting warm, forgetting that the spoon was sitting in boiling water three seconds earlier. FML
Top comments
MikeDa1Da 14
I like rusty spoons.
perdix 31
So, what's the scoop?
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Comments (175)
laurensauren 9
This made my day.
dobbyisfreeeeeee 10
Bitch I have a PhD in dinnerware origins!
badactor009 0
Me too! I also have a masters in 14th century Welsh poetry. I may be the most interesting barista Starbucks ever hired! My practical skills include pouring coffee then forlornly looking for a tip and making animals out of balloons for children and old folks.
CookieGirl4ever 13
Anyone else feel like looking up the history of spoons now?
DEzey 0
Ummm no
delete_me 4
I researched the history of sporks
Gutmann 0
So what did you learn?
badactor009 0
Your life does suck. Go out and have some experiences that don't end with "and then I went home". Good luck.
LianLuvsGlitter 2
Liam Payne does not approve!
finished 10
Soooooo what did you find out?
kanata665 0
My spoon is too big!
Davick 0
try being a game then you can say you do something normal