Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
Today, my school is having a mandatory class on etiquette. We've just now progressed onto forks after a long, tedious discussion on spoons. FML
Introvert struggles
Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML
Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML
Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML
Today, my dad decided that he wanted to start a collection of sporks. They're filling up our car. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML
Can't feel my tongue
Today, I was using the same metal spoon to stir boiling noodles and the pasta sauce I was heating up. I decided to taste the sauce and see if it was getting warm, forgetting that the spoon was sitting in boiling water three seconds earlier. FML
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MikeDa1Da 14
I like rusty spoons.
perdix 31
So, what's the scoop?
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prettyinpunk1025 14
Learning about spoons is better than what I did all day... Play sims3 pets...I learned sooo much.
curlygirly1 8
I am always that bored :)
pandas_13 2
People should do stuff like that more often.
jizzwold 21
Murica
NeonCowboy 6
I once got so bored that I Googled pictures condom balloon animals
ganjaone 2
Researching about anything is better than doing drugs out of boredom. People of fml whine about everything. They think they're lives suck over a broken nail
sweetzombie88 0
I do stuff like that all the time lol. Sad thing is it isn't boredom. Having ADD and wanting to constantly learn new things causes me to look up odd things. Once I spent a while looking up the populations of every town I've lived in.
julialinn 2
OP, want to do my science lab write-up?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Well, what did you learn?
CL3V3RGURL 9
Wow! That's very interesting. What's the scoop? Lol. I would recommend reading the history of forks as well. :)