Anonymous
United States
Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
hiii.
United States
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
Youdontneed2knowmyname
United States
Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
forkmylife
United States
Today, my school is having a mandatory class on etiquette. We've just now progressed onto forks after a long, tedious discussion on spoons. FML
knife knife
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Dalkeith, United Kingdom
Introvert struggles
Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML
Mystery LeRale
United States
Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML
nolife
United States
Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dad decided that he wanted to start a collection of sporks. They're filling up our car. FML
melonhead77
Cyprus
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Mik
United States
Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML
Anonymous
Can't feel my tongue
Today, I was using the same metal spoon to stir boiling noodles and the pasta sauce I was heating up. I decided to taste the sauce and see if it was getting warm, forgetting that the spoon was sitting in boiling water three seconds earlier. FML
Top comments
MikeDa1Da 14
I like rusty spoons.
perdix 31
So, what's the scoop?
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Comments (175)
kkjkidonthate 4
Next do sporks.
crazyblackchick 0
Sporks are the transvestites of the utensil world. I love sporks.
thisiscat 14
I've always wondered who invented the spoon.
smilefaces8 2
Did you find out :P
Lumbeeman86 6
That sounds pretty awesome.
RabidBunny 10
Two hours, huh? You could have just turned on the T.V. Thats what the Discovery Channel is for!
kittenvks 11
Yes because why put any effort into finding out something? We will just wait for it to come on tv!
RabidBunny 10
Your sarcasm is ironic, because you've failed to comprehend mine.
FatTony2010 4
So what did you find?
instnt1nfction 17
Shit, he found shit while searching for facts about spoons. What do you think?
loufol22 5
How is that worthy of FML
abbyabb 4
Get minecraft then
zingline89 18
Ok, sorry for asking, but I read damn near every FML and I cant seem to figure out where all these minecraft comments are originating from. I must have missed something. Someone enlighten me?
harp 9
Education makes you not stupid........
LMA0 5
Maybe you shouldn't have dropped out then.
stormchaser24 24
I would watch YouTube. Must not have been bored if you spent two hours researching.
DrNuggetcase 3
Haha that funny. Hey, the spoon is a truly fascinating kitchen utensil. Itd b in my top 3 favorites for sure.