Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
Today, my school is having a mandatory class on etiquette. We've just now progressed onto forks after a long, tedious discussion on spoons. FML
Introvert struggles
Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML
Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML
Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML
Today, my dad decided that he wanted to start a collection of sporks. They're filling up our car. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML
Can't feel my tongue
Today, I was using the same metal spoon to stir boiling noodles and the pasta sauce I was heating up. I decided to taste the sauce and see if it was getting warm, forgetting that the spoon was sitting in boiling water three seconds earlier. FML
Top comments
MikeDa1Da 14
I like rusty spoons.
perdix 31
So, what's the scoop?
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Comments (175)
MorteEtDabo 5
You were reaserching about spoons or spooning ;)
pdp_fml 21
The fact that you were bored is not something to be ashamed of. Try reading a novel or download an e- book sometime.
cocodecoeur 12
I know that feel bro...
ArentWeAll 4
Next up, forks. Then knives.
dyn112248 0
WAT A LOSER!!!
maybeBabe 8
What*
TheCaterpiller 6
So.... What is the history?
thenightshroud77 9
NO, Now I NEED to know about spoons history. i'm gonna go look it up thanks alot b*st*rd
thenightshroud77 9
NO, Now I NEED to know about spoons history. i'm gonna go look it up thanks alot b*st*rd
bamabay22 0
sounds like you just smoke a lot.
Coffeebang 17
Then tomorrow you can do forks & the day after that sporks