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By yeastly - 09/07/2012 19:54 - United States - Amery

Today, I was sitting the living room, when my mom commented on the smell of garlic in the air. After ten minutes of searching for the source, she gave up. I was too embarrassed to admit that I'd tried using garlic to cure my yeast infection. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 21:57 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 14:02 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me while I was at work. She did so by telling me she has a yeast infection. FML

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By whyme - 07/02/2012 06:38 - United States

Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML

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By KICKxASSxNINJA - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Fresno

Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML

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Tuesday 10 July 2012 0:49

I wonder if Bella did that. It would explain why Edward Cullen avoided sex with her for so long.

perdix 29

Tuesday 10 July 2012 0:52

Put some flour and some butter in your pants. It won't cure anything, but garlic bread you'll make will be delicious!

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nvo 6

Tuesday 10 July 2012 7:17

Better see a doctor

sacredeye73 11

Tuesday 10 July 2012 7:25

You're supposed to eat the garlic, not put it in your panties...

mosquito19 14

Tuesday 10 July 2012 7:26

hmm...Kung pao pussy, i mean chicken sounds good right about now

mishieee 1

Tuesday 10 July 2012 8:16

That's gross?

eabaker31 0

Tuesday 10 July 2012 8:05

Despite being embarrassing garlic does actually work. Another thing that works and is usually easier to come by is yogurt. Best to get sugar free tho. Lol I feel for you. Hope it gets better!

courk94 6

Tuesday 10 July 2012 8:48

Why not jst tell your Mum ? She probably knows more on how to help you anyways (: I tell my Mum everything little thing, from guys & going out to the smallest things with my health it's so helpful & it actually improved our relationship .. (:

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 10 July 2012 18:37

I'm sorry, but there are just some things I don't care to share. Just because you're one who shares every little thing doesn't mean it's a great idea for the rest of us. Do you tell your mom what you and your significant other does in bed, and ask her how to improve? God, I hope not.

lowie89 7

Tuesday 10 July 2012 9:16

TMI!!!

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Tuesday 10 July 2012 9:15

That sucks. Maybe you're using too much :S

SettoFail 9

Tuesday 10 July 2012 9:33

That's so gross. How would that cure it anyways?

Alastrina_fml 20

Tuesday 10 July 2012 9:25

The next time you find yourself with a yeast infection, either pick up some yeast medication like Monistat, or if you can't afford it just get some plain yogurt. The acidophilus in yogurt actually helps rebalance the pH within the ****** and makes the infection go away.