Today, I was sitting the living room, when my mom commented on the smell of garlic in the air. After ten minutes of searching for the source, she gave up. I was too embarrassed to admit that I'd tried using garlic to cure my yeast infection. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML
Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML
Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML
Today, my mother had just got home and we were both in the kitchen. She then starts to get out food and I smelled deviled eggs. Delighted, I asked, "Do I smell deviled eggs?" She turned around laughing and announced she'd farted. I effectively got hungry from my mother’s fart. FML
Today, I was hanging out with this guy I've been trying to get for four months. I felt like I needed to go to the bathroom. I walked out, glad that I was quiet about it. Ten minutes later, my mom walks out of the same bathroom and goes "Honey, you need to spray after you make a stinky" FML
Today, I noticed a disgusting, cheesy smell and spent all day wondering what it was. I later found out that it wasn't coming from my feet, but from my belly button. My surgery wound got infected. I'm a germaphobe. FML
Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me while I was at work. She did so by telling me she has a yeast infection. FML
Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML
Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML
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HairyPunisher 27
I wonder if Bella did that. It would explain why Edward Cullen avoided sex with her for so long.
perdix 31
Put some flour and some butter in your pants. It won't cure anything, but garlic bread you'll make will be delicious!
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Comments (87)
nvo 6
Better see a doctor
sacredeye73 11
You're supposed to eat the garlic, not put it in your panties...
mosquito19 14
hmm...Kung pao pussy, i mean chicken sounds good right about now
mishieee 1
That's gross?
eabaker31 0
Despite being embarrassing garlic does actually work. Another thing that works and is usually easier to come by is yogurt. Best to get sugar free tho. Lol I feel for you. Hope it gets better!
courk94 6
Why not jst tell your Mum ? She probably knows more on how to help you anyways (: I tell my Mum everything little thing, from guys & going out to the smallest things with my health it's so helpful & it actually improved our relationship .. (:
5t3ff1k4h 47
I'm sorry, but there are just some things I don't care to share. Just because you're one who shares every little thing doesn't mean it's a great idea for the rest of us. Do you tell your mom what you and your significant other does in bed, and ask her how to improve? God, I hope not.
lowie89 7
TMI!!!
Mademoiselle_fml 34
That sucks. Maybe you're using too much :S
SettoFail 9
That's so gross. How would that cure it anyways?
Alastrina_fml 20
The next time you find yourself with a yeast infection, either pick up some yeast medication like Monistat, or if you can't afford it just get some plain yogurt. The acidophilus in yogurt actually helps rebalance the pH within the ****** and makes the infection go away.