Today, I was sitting the living room, when my mom commented on the smell of garlic in the air. After ten minutes of searching for the source, she gave up. I was too embarrassed to admit that I'd tried using garlic to cure my yeast infection. FML
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Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML
Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML
Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML
Today, my mother had just got home and we were both in the kitchen. She then starts to get out food and I smelled deviled eggs. Delighted, I asked, "Do I smell deviled eggs?" She turned around laughing and announced she'd farted. I effectively got hungry from my mother’s fart. FML
Today, I was hanging out with this guy I've been trying to get for four months. I felt like I needed to go to the bathroom. I walked out, glad that I was quiet about it. Ten minutes later, my mom walks out of the same bathroom and goes "Honey, you need to spray after you make a stinky" FML
Today, I noticed a disgusting, cheesy smell and spent all day wondering what it was. I later found out that it wasn't coming from my feet, but from my belly button. My surgery wound got infected. I'm a germaphobe. FML
Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me while I was at work. She did so by telling me she has a yeast infection. FML
Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML
Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML
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Top comments
HairyPunisher 27
I wonder if Bella did that. It would explain why Edward Cullen avoided sex with her for so long.
perdix 31
Put some flour and some butter in your pants. It won't cure anything, but garlic bread you'll make will be delicious!
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Comments (87)
sonicgreg 12
Spicy
kjtk 2
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Why would u tell anyone this. U wouldn't tell ur mom but ull tell the f**ck*ng world. Special is what u r.
flutter4 7
Why are you being so harsh? She was embarrassed to tell her mom but none of us reading this know her. That is the difference.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
18 = A serious bitch. And this bitch, is trippin'.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Damn, #18, who the **** shit in your cereal this morning? CTFD.
adamgrainsofsand 1
Ur grammur is special.
doglover569 0
Your** Grammar**
In_some_bullshit 13
Spell grammar correct, when hating on someone else's grammar!
skittihorse 8
^ It was obvious sarcasm
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
One of those moments where you wish you could thumb down a comment multiple times.... Damnit: D:
nahbean13 3
Use grammar correctly* when hating on someone else's grammar.
nahbean13 3
Use grammar correctly* when hating on someone else's grammar.
TinyEMT 6
This is coming from someone who can't spell out the words "you", "your", and "are." Come on, now..really?
Lillzkog 1
Crap. Accidently thumbed her up. May someone be kind and thumb her down for me :>
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Please go back to first grade, you've seem to have forgotten your grammar.
fatimawazhere 14
Quite rude. There's no need to say that. 1. U still don't know them so who gives. And 2. It's entertaining u by reading this LOL
SayPeanuts 29
Buy some Vagisil. I don't get why you wouldn't do that in the first place. I'd be more embarrassed over being stupid enough to cure it with garlic then going to the chemist.
GothicAngel17 24
Believe it or not garlic works. Whereas the treatments that you can buy from a pharmacist are over priced, don't always work, or only work for a little while and the yeast fungus can become also become immune to the various pharmaceutical treatments available. This could very well have been a last resort, or maybe OP didn't want to ask her mother for money because she was embarrassed?
max_bleu 2
Some people are allergic to treatments like vagisil and monostat. Makes for the WORST itching you have ever experienced. And no way to scratch it.
osteobabe 13
Vagisil is evil stuff.
CTVrhythmguitari 8
Jesus **** that's awful. Why the hell would you do that? -.-
hockeyoceancity 13
Jesus ****? Nice...
CTVrhythmguitari 8
Yeah dood ._.
GothicAngel17 24
Because it works just as well as the over priced pharmaceutical treatments (some of which can be REALLY nasty while using them, a lot more so than garlic). If anything for a lot of women, it works better.
rcgirl2 11
Ewwww. Who does that? Does that even work? Anyway, maybe you should go to the doctor and see what they say about your yeast infection.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Sourdough(sp?), anyone? Oh god, I made myself sick.
wildsweetchild 19
Wth? How's garlic can help down there? Wouldn't it burn? Some people surely take all the remedies way to far. Go to the doctor, get the prescription and deal is done...no smelly garlic pants.
mommykrissy_05 7
Go to a doctor instead putting foreign things in there or on there can only make things worse!!! They do make medicine for that why use seasonings YDI
petraphotoDOTca 6
ummmm....it's natural. most meds are just synthetic compound versions of natural shit.
thiscrazything 1
True, also there are many people who just don't have enough money to go to a doctor.
CanadianChickie 9
Vagisil and/or Canesten. Fix you right up, and you can get it at the drug store!
WiseGuy79 14
What cracked out home remedy site did you get that advice from?? Sounds like a real waste of garlic haha