Today, I was sitting the living room, when my mom commented on the smell of garlic in the air. After ten minutes of searching for the source, she gave up. I was too embarrassed to admit that I'd tried using garlic to cure my yeast infection. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML
Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML
Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML
Today, my mother had just got home and we were both in the kitchen. She then starts to get out food and I smelled deviled eggs. Delighted, I asked, "Do I smell deviled eggs?" She turned around laughing and announced she'd farted. I effectively got hungry from my mother’s fart. FML
Today, I was hanging out with this guy I've been trying to get for four months. I felt like I needed to go to the bathroom. I walked out, glad that I was quiet about it. Ten minutes later, my mom walks out of the same bathroom and goes "Honey, you need to spray after you make a stinky" FML
Today, I noticed a disgusting, cheesy smell and spent all day wondering what it was. I later found out that it wasn't coming from my feet, but from my belly button. My surgery wound got infected. I'm a germaphobe. FML
Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me while I was at work. She did so by telling me she has a yeast infection. FML
Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML
Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML
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HairyPunisher 27
I wonder if Bella did that. It would explain why Edward Cullen avoided sex with her for so long.
perdix 31
Put some flour and some butter in your pants. It won't cure anything, but garlic bread you'll make will be delicious!
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Comments (87)
medichick 5
Why in gods name would you stuck garlic down there. How did that feel?
izzypfeifer 2
Use natural yogurt, why would you use garlic..? ._.
mariayten 0
Finally someone with a good idea! Yes, eating yogurt helps and often prevents yeast infections.
GothicAngel17 24
107 - it doesn't help all that much unless you eat a shitload. What she means is use it the same way you'd use an internal cream. That's a lot nastier and messier than a clove of garlic, and takes longer to work. Not to mention Greek yoghurt is expensive as ****.
UnluckyJulie 13
WTF? Go out an buy some Monistat!
courtneyann211 10
Monostat doesn't work for some and causes worse infection. Garlic is actually recommended by a lot of OB's since garlic kills yeast. Granted, you're only supposed to use a small amount and have it wrapped in some way
jwbfml 11
Why???
hokie16 13
You know there's over the counter stuff for that? It works almost all the time and is pretty cheap. :P
goodgood_fml 5
When home remedies go bad!!! Try yogurt on a tampon. No, not yoplait. The REAL yogurt in its purest form. If you consume it daily, it will keep you balanced. Good luck!!
PrincessPesa 20
Haha! I refuse to eat tampons even if it does cure yeast infections. But I do commend you and your strong stomach... ;-p
BangBang703 0
It's not polite to play with your food.
uumlaut_strohson 3
damn.. that's rank!
hateevryone 15
Omg...you cannot be serious!
NoahEibon 11
What could have made you think garlic can cure yeast infections?! What was going through your mind? Might as well try and use the whole cabinate to cure it, darling, have you not heard of vagisil or douches? :)
Pufferfish78 5
Actually douches can cause yeast infections.
Ithildyn 5
Douching is one of the worst possible things you can do to your vaginal health, as confirmed by pretty much any medical-related source that isn't related to people selling douches. I don't know if garlic works, and what would be the best treatment/application, but it is a known natural antifungal. Sorry but I'd go with the garlic. Oh well, taking care of ladyparts is tricky business, mainly because how taboo the subject is, and subsequently all the crap "lady hygiene" products that has been peddled by crooks and whoever else took the fancy. Have you ever seen those creepy Lysol ads from the 50s? Sure let's flush our ladybits with this ~totally safe~ scented "germ-killing" product so we can smell "dainty"! Huzzah!