Today, I was sitting the living room, when my mom commented on the smell of garlic in the air. After ten minutes of searching for the source, she gave up. I was too embarrassed to admit that I'd tried using garlic to cure my yeast infection. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML
Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML
Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML
Today, my mother had just got home and we were both in the kitchen. She then starts to get out food and I smelled deviled eggs. Delighted, I asked, "Do I smell deviled eggs?" She turned around laughing and announced she'd farted. I effectively got hungry from my mother’s fart. FML
Today, I was hanging out with this guy I've been trying to get for four months. I felt like I needed to go to the bathroom. I walked out, glad that I was quiet about it. Ten minutes later, my mom walks out of the same bathroom and goes "Honey, you need to spray after you make a stinky" FML
Today, I noticed a disgusting, cheesy smell and spent all day wondering what it was. I later found out that it wasn't coming from my feet, but from my belly button. My surgery wound got infected. I'm a germaphobe. FML
Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me while I was at work. She did so by telling me she has a yeast infection. FML
Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML
Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML
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HairyPunisher 27
I wonder if Bella did that. It would explain why Edward Cullen avoided sex with her for so long.
perdix 31
Put some flour and some butter in your pants. It won't cure anything, but garlic bread you'll make will be delicious!
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Comments (87)
zyprexa_fml 10
YDI because why would you use garlic to try to cure a yeast infection? That's just disgusting! Why not just go to your local drugstore and pick up some yeast infection curing ointment over the counter? If you couldn't drive or didn't have the money why didn't you just ask your mom? She's a woman of course she would have understood.
Bigmoneyshotz 0
Add some butter and you could make garlic bread. What were you thinking.
BenignSociopath 10
The only real FML element to this is her being ashamed of it. I tried the garlic thing last year when I was too busy with work to see my PCP, and it worked well. It's a friggin yeast infection. As a woman, they happen in life. Of all people to be embaressed infront of, it shouldn't be the person whose ****** you probably crawled out of, and who has also probably had a few in her day. Have some pride, OP. Or atleast confidence in whatever it is that you decide to do in life. It's not like it was heroin for a cold sore or something harmful and/or ineffective.
OffToTheGayBar 9
Ha, people say penises are scary...
melrose90210 10
Visit the drug store , not the supermarket .
juleshebert 1
What's yeast?
noisebox 1
Yeeeeerkkkkk, was there a rotten fish smell mixed in too?
skittlestrailmix 14
I'm a nursing student and this apparently works, as according to my professor. If you ask me having an ongoing yeast infection is grosser than garlic... She obviously didn't want to or couldn't use a chemicals remedy.
Davick 0
and yet you tell the world nice. not as embarrassing as you thought
LochnessaMonster 1
LOL I just puked on my mouth a little.