By woman - 17/11/2012 08:45 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Gives new meaning to the word Soap-Opera.

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AussieChild 22

This problem can be easily solved in future: don't sing in the shower.

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Comments

Shadow_Phantom 26

Sounds like you need better shampoo... that isn't made of weird chemicals you can barely pronounce.

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annie_nk 22

Even if it was all natural without these weird chemicals you speak up, shampoo isn't meant to be in your mouth.

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TheMathMajor 26

I know Aveda makes some shampoos that are so natural you could eat them and be okay. Not meant for eating, but still, I don't think they would make you throw up.

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SirFawkes 16

On the plus side, you'll sound pretty bubbly to everyone now.

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annie_nk 22

Seems like the suds didn't like your singing.

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1dvs_bstd 41

If you sing any Justine Beaver song in the shower, you're gonna have a bad time!

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eggmarie 25

If you keep overusing these horrible jokes, you're gonna have a bad time.

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photoquilty 6

Suds had that effect on you? Don't ever drink alcohol, then.

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danaavery 5

Because shampoo and alcohol taste totally the same.

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superminty 18

At least you were in the shower - minimal clean-up. Sing in the bathtub next time? Where gravity's on your side.

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obviousboy 8

Retching is throwing up.

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aliceroseA7X 0

no it really isn't. retching is like gagging not throwing Up.

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pradip 26

That must've been a most bubbly vomit ever..

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