Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the floodgates are opening. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, the moment after hitting "confirm payment" for my boyfriend's valentine gift (along with some sexy lingerie for the occasion) on a shopping app, my period tracker app popped up to let me know I'll be well into my period on the 14th. I'm getting cockblocked by mother nature herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend flipped out when he saw a period tracker app on my phone. According to him, chicks only use those when they want to know when they’re the most fertile so they can “baby trap” a man. I have irregular cycles. The app helps me know when I should or shouldn’t expect a period. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML
Today, I realized I'm getting my period pretty soon. How? I started crying and throwing plates because I thought we were out of sweet bread. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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Top comments
ItsAUnicorn 27
At least he now knows when he has to take his chance to ask you out, and when not to ;)
alexcr344 7
Bloody timing!
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Comments (119)
fatmajans 4
I'm kind of curious as to which app this is, I have one too but it doesn't alert me when my period is due..
charlielindor 4
lmao!!!! #men
Tiffanywastaken 16
Th-...there's an app for that?!
thefrikinbat 8
oooooooooo, what were you showing him? ;)
AliciaMeow 12
How can those things be accurate? Everyone is different...
CaptainHotSauce 0
Thos fml and all of its comments just makes you lose hope for humanity.
justinsoren 13
Bet that made you bloody angry
reaxion 25
I'm sure he will be understanding and not rag on about it at all. If he wants to be with you it's gonna happen every month anyway :)
worldclassrager 41
He'll always know you'll be prepared...it's a good asset
lilchris0227 4
I would so use that, be like you gonna want me to bring chocolates or something for you tomorrow? gotta be smooth