Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the floodgates are opening. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, the moment after hitting "confirm payment" for my boyfriend's valentine gift (along with some sexy lingerie for the occasion) on a shopping app, my period tracker app popped up to let me know I'll be well into my period on the 14th. I'm getting cockblocked by mother nature herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend flipped out when he saw a period tracker app on my phone. According to him, chicks only use those when they want to know when they’re the most fertile so they can “baby trap” a man. I have irregular cycles. The app helps me know when I should or shouldn’t expect a period. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML
Today, I realized I'm getting my period pretty soon. How? I started crying and throwing plates because I thought we were out of sweet bread. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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Top comments
ItsAUnicorn 27
At least he now knows when he has to take his chance to ask you out, and when not to ;)
alexcr344 7
Bloody timing!
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Comments (119)
mooman36 15
Oh no! He might now know you're a women and have a period like every other women out there. No chance he will ever go out with you know.
Vinnie500 14
Awesome app to have. Idiot
flufee2 27
Well if he was mature then he would understand.. Hehe puberty. Jk
tuffykat 8
who uses an app to track their period!?...so weird!
QueenofWheels 13
Happy don't have to worry about that anymore.
breannarose13 2
If you don't want your period, just go on a type of birth control that keeps you from having one. I have been on depo for 5 years and haven't had a period in about 3. It's great.
nomoreparty 11
Says the herpes..
rabid_otaku 29
Same thing happened to me once. Was it Pink Pad? It can be really helpful, but pretty damn annoying.
KittyBunny 24
What period app do you use?
duuuh1 11
I will never understand the embarrassment that so many women feel about their periods. It's an inescapable (without hormonal birth control, which not everyone wants/can use), biological function that a very large percentage of the population goes through.