Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the floodgates are opening. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, the moment after hitting "confirm payment" for my boyfriend's valentine gift (along with some sexy lingerie for the occasion) on a shopping app, my period tracker app popped up to let me know I'll be well into my period on the 14th. I'm getting cockblocked by mother nature herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend flipped out when he saw a period tracker app on my phone. According to him, chicks only use those when they want to know when they’re the most fertile so they can “baby trap” a man. I have irregular cycles. The app helps me know when I should or shouldn’t expect a period. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML
Today, I realized I'm getting my period pretty soon. How? I started crying and throwing plates because I thought we were out of sweet bread. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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Top comments
ItsAUnicorn 27
At least he now knows when he has to take his chance to ask you out, and when not to ;)
alexcr344 7
Bloody timing!
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Comments (119)
ninad7 12
damn I want that app
Witchylady 18
Wow, there's an app for that?
Phoebe18 14
I don't get my period anymore since having the needle and now the rod but when I did have it, my periods were so irregular and would come on at the worst possible times, I never expected it. I would have loved to have had a period tracking app to at least have some warning of roughly when my due time was. After a while I learnt to just have spare pads and pain killers with me incase but having a tracker would have done a world of wonder.
Phoebe18 14
Also OP, any guy who gets put off a girl by her monthly meeting isn't worth it. You never know, he might not have any problems but if he does he's just a little boy and not a man. Men know how to handle women, periods and all. Boys run at the first sight of a challenge. Keep your chin up OP and just hope he laughs it off. Maybe now he will surprise you with some chocolate or ice cream and a heat pack. You never know how guys are going to react to these things until you find out first hand. Good luck girl. Edit: I wonder how many people are going to say things like "there's an app for that?" Until they realise YES there is an app for that -.-
loathingloser 14
Blood buddies
EchoSerenity 15
I don't really see how this is a FML, periods are a natural thing and he'll have to get used to it if he ever wants to be with a female.. It sucks but hey it's natural.
Mooglefox 24
They have an app of that sort of thing?
kev1029 22
That's awesome.
Chixxapow 11
Oh that sucks! But I gotta ask... A tracking app?
cheesebond 29
If you'd have said "looks like its ******** week!" He'd have definantely given u his number when you asked