Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the floodgates are opening. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, the moment after hitting "confirm payment" for my boyfriend's valentine gift (along with some sexy lingerie for the occasion) on a shopping app, my period tracker app popped up to let me know I'll be well into my period on the 14th. I'm getting cockblocked by mother nature herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend flipped out when he saw a period tracker app on my phone. According to him, chicks only use those when they want to know when they’re the most fertile so they can “baby trap” a man. I have irregular cycles. The app helps me know when I should or shouldn’t expect a period. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML
Today, I realized I'm getting my period pretty soon. How? I started crying and throwing plates because I thought we were out of sweet bread. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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Top comments
ItsAUnicorn 27
At least he now knows when he has to take his chance to ask you out, and when not to ;)
alexcr344 7
Bloody timing!
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Comments (119)
suzQ 5
i don't think it's a big deal lol. periods are natural
knoxxx 22
I think you'll be ok, OP. If that guy is seriously turned off by you having a period, he's probably not worth the time anyways!
NotDarkKnight 27
What a bloody mess
smurfnipples44 8
There's an app for that?
SystemofaBlink41 27
No, OP made it up. I know, I was fooled too!
myheartisinNE 3
That's too bad op but I love my period tracking app!
CanadianBaconEH 14
Menstruating sucks. Period.
alex_carstens_yo 9
if you have blue undies, white tampons and red period, you'll have American colors in your pants :) have a happy 4th!!
JD26803 11
As a guy who has grown up with four sisters and a mother, it may sound odd but i really dont care, i know it happens and i dont get weirded out when they openly talk about it. Nor when i overhear girls at school talking about it. It's a part of every females life and i dont think they or more specifically the OP should be embarrassed or ashamed of it. Dont worry OP if the guy is actually put off or weirded out by it, he will get over it quickly.
marzipanimal 15
Nothing wrong with period sex as long as there's a towel!
NodakN8V 25
If Apple markets it ...it will be called iPeriod and then it will "depend" if there will "Always" be an update.
Angelastic_fml 18
There actually is an iPhone app called iPeriod (not made by Apple, though.)