Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML
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Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
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marinus_fml 20
Was this the first time you ever shaved?
SpaceMannn 0
I sure hope you didn't decide to shave down there thinking it couldn't possibly happen a third time..
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Comments (121)
tallmountain 0
ydi for shaving your armpits.
carguy357 1
what were you using, a butcher knife?
TeenieAmerica 9
Why is it that people think it was her first time shaving or that her razor was messed up? I've been shaving for many years and I still cut myself sometimes. Never on my armpits though. Still, I'm sure it happens. And yes, when I cut myself, I still carry on shaving because I don't want to have one shaven leg and one hairy one because that's weird.
Thhe 0
oh my god, a shaving cut. your life is terrible
CH423 0
It's going to hurt even worse when you put deodorant on.
Igniculus 0
herp
dynky 3
just quit shaving. problem solved.
christa953 12
how could it not happen again?
KingDingALing 9
ZOHAN! *starts doing the Zohan dance*
iheartglasses 0
Razors are so tricky. They cut you when they are dull and they cut you when they are new lol
5t3ff1k4h 47
Not if you're doing it right.
TheZarola 10
Exactly. I only get cut when I'm not paying attention or rushing.