By Thorin - 25/01/2010 21:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML
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JESUSlives4MUSIC 0

you must feel proud. I know I would

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h_langston12 0

lol. dumbass. be more careful.

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BlueJeans2626 0

lmfao, I litteraly laughed out loud at the over achiever part :p

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Mustardnight 3

The clause does not work for wrists OP. Only shaving.

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auZ_09 0

HIGH-FIVE for over-achieving! at least you weren't shaving with a NORMAL razor

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Hated_By_FML 0

ydi for being EMO

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Hated_By_FML 0

oh nvm #14 beat me to it

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haleylynn24 0

was OP intentionally cutting?? if so, YDI. if not, FYL

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itsucks12 0

actually i guess third

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JESUSlives4MUSIC 0

you must feel proud. I know I would

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SkaterChic 0

dayum i was going to say that as soon as i saw "i cut myself" i was like: emo story...

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un_sexi_lexi 0

thats exactly what I was thinking. emo kids are crafty!

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Syat 0

All three of you people are ******* idiots. Anyone can cut, and no, its not always people of the emo subculture. Its more likely to be people who have been, or currently are being abused in some way. Usually people who are being sexually abused will find this as a way of 'washing away all the bad in their body'. Before you go saying shit like emo people cutting themselves, do a bit of research and actually have an understanding of what EMO really is. ******* dick heads.

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ihaveaname 0

I hope the people talking about being emo are being sarcastic. I didn't realize shaving made somebody emo.

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idiocy_is_a_sin 0

sue for what? there are dry-erase markers that don't dry, and home-made foods in restaurants that aren't actually homemade. anyone should know by now that advertising is not 100% accurate. if everyone sued every time a product didn't work exactly as specified, no company would DARE to market any product. OP deserves being cut if he/she assumed that he/she could use the razor however he/she wanted and avoid injury

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SuddenStone 1

SUE THEM SUE THEM!!

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ffmmllyaya 0

yeah but without people sueing people for this kind of things then false advertisements are gonna get worse

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infiniti_G 0

OMG IF U R THE GIRL U ARE WAY TO SEXY FOR THAT ASIAN DOOD

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JoshTheMaggot 8

I'm sure there is some bullshit after the advertisement that said it's not true. all companies have that.

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Reyo 2

NEW: NON-DROWSEY SUDAFED! *Back of label* Side effects include: upset stomach, dry skin, nose bleed, and drowsiness.

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toxic10uhc 0

where have morals gone? someone gets mad at someone they scream lawsuit instead of talking to whoever or solving it themselves. the op is a moron... that's like putting no tear soap in your eyes.... you still should be carefull dumbass!

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ladida94 0

number 26 and 89 are right!! common sense you guys

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ILIEKGIRLS 5

people these days will sue for anything just for a quick buck.

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div01 2

you have to read the fine print, it probably said "its IMPOSSIBLE to cut yourself with this razor!!*" (pretty pictures here big boobed girl on a guy with abs holding the razor) *just kidding.

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BritneyBiohazard 0

I tried that before...not tear-free. xD

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ElMarkino 0

sue? why? apparently the OP doesnt know how to use a razor. ive used cheap razors and expensive razors and never have i gotten cut, OP needs to learn how to shave

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bhatz 0

she cut herself shaving with a razor that is advertised to not cut you. that is dangerous and you should sue. yes a lot of companies falsly advertise but when it is endangering others than it should be stopped. if someone made a microwave that was advertised to be able to cook a closed can of beans with out exploding and someone goes to cook a closed can of beans and it blows up they should sue.

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mattm211 0

why even advertise a razor as not able to cut you?!! it's a purposfully RAZOR sharp piece of medal that glides over your skin...how can a company guarantee that it won't cut? I'd like to see that ad.

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soccer_italia_16 1

Dry erase markers do not mean they dry. It means you can erase them without water or spray. you can use something dry, hense the name dry erase.

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soccer_italia_16 1

Dear 25, Dry erase markers do not mean they dry. It means you can erase them without water or spray. you can use something dry, hense the name dry erase. so next time you would like to write a long message, makesure you have your facts straight. - Me.

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awnuggets 0

It doesn't matter if OP is careful or not. If they said it shouldn't cut, then no matter what it shouldn't. I agree it's not worth it to sue, but that's probably because I'm lazy. It's OP's choice to sue.

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Newbie21 1

8th!!!!!! Not … that is so lame

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anela_fml 0

what do you use to shave with?!

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CyclonePsycho 1

REAL MEN OWN BEARDS THAT CAN WRESTLE BEARS, TRUFAX. THE OP MUST NOT BE MANLY IF A MERE RAZOR CAN CUT HIS HAIR.

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xlostwithoutu 0

Are you supposed to shave with a fork or something!!

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kukitheaf 0

true men shave with machetes. chuck norris uses a chainsaw.

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24788 6

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Chuck Norris's beard shaves it self in fear of being attacked by Chuck Norris himself.

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greenltrn2003 0

I never shave but if I must I use high pressured water thats capible of cutting through slabs of steel... never have I once shed a drop of blood OP you are a soft skinned girly man

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cindayy77 0

and what's wrong with being emo...?

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MeatSucks777 0

exactly there's nothing wrong with being "emo" I cut myself..!

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Kazze 31

You're a dick if you assume all "emo" people cut, and if you make fun of anyone that does. You're stupid and possibly an attention seeker if you cut and don't get help. I used to. It was a stupid mistake, and I moved on to better ways of dealing with my depression and all that. If I can do it, anyone can.

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