Miscellaneous: Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

By stolen - 11/04/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

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Safe travels, Grandma

By noyodel - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Italy

Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML

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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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By racello13 - 02/11/2015 15:26 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was at work when I got a call to say my grandad died. When I was walking out to my car, I realised someone had stolen all my hubcaps. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:31

Those ash-holes!

fmlikecrazy 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:31

oh gosh, that's bad. I'm sorry

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HappyCynic 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 6:13

That must be an awkward phone call to the cops. "Uh yeah, they took my dad...can you get him back?".

gallir24 6

Wednesday 13 April 2011 6:23

Whoever said this person deserves this should be smacked.

windows446 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 7:39

Holy shit, that SUCKS.

iheartprinceroyc 4

Wednesday 13 April 2011 8:43

sorry to hear that 

madseewhy 3

Wednesday 13 April 2011 9:35

probably they thought it was pepper

Coconutscyclone 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 12:51

-_- wow, you are a very unlucky person.

TheAA_fml 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 13:15

All the rage these days, them ashes.

Foxy_On_Fire 21

Wednesday 13 April 2011 13:45

odd

l0lkitteh 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 18:48

That's shitty. I am so sorry :(

makkwheel 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 1:17

that's horrible =( I'm so sorry!!!!

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Safe travels, Grandma

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