Miscellaneous: Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

By stolen - 11/04/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

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Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:31

Those ash-holes!

fmlikecrazy 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:31

oh gosh, that's bad. I'm sorry

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littlemunchkinxo 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 2:16

you should have a hug

Rhaunbeen 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 2:48

Must be for the urn, I can understand the motivation if it's made of gold because of it's price on the market but otherwise...steal ashes...WTF!

iloveloosy12 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 3:12

odd

Flyin_Turtle14 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 3:35

That wrong

missfamousstar11 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 3:43

that stinks ima sorry :(

chrissyy101 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 3:57

aw that's terrible:(

kassieleigh 3

Wednesday 13 April 2011 4:46

I actually feel very sad for you.. :(

phazon000 1

Wednesday 13 April 2011 5:12

that's just douschey

myotherlips 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 5:35

Sounds to me like a prank in the making.

rowanzora 3

Wednesday 13 April 2011 6:09

That's terrible!

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