Miscellaneous: Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

By stolen - 11/04/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

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You deserved it 5 352

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Safe travels, Grandma

By noyodel - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Italy

Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML

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You deserved it 3 466

By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 952

You deserved it 3 130

By racello13 - 02/11/2015 15:26 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML

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You deserved it 1 821

By Anonymous - 18/07/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

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You deserved it 3 741

GTA

By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 641

You deserved it 5 318

By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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You deserved it 2 179

By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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You deserved it 2 163

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was at work when I got a call to say my grandad died. When I was walking out to my car, I realised someone had stolen all my hubcaps. FML

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You deserved it 112

By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

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You deserved it 2 612

By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

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You deserved it 2 720

perdix 29

Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:31

Those ash-holes!

fmlikecrazy 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:31

oh gosh, that's bad. I'm sorry

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Filth_Burnley 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:16

That's Horrible!

Lunos219 0

Friday 20 May 2011 5:42

Man, are they THAT desperate these days?

brunettegurly 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 21:26

they probably needed pepper for their baked potatos

sabrocks 11

Thursday 15 August 2013 4:25

That is so mean!!

iForeverLost 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 7:27

awwwww :(( cruel people these days :(

Foamy980 0

Friday 10 June 2011 19:18

Damn, that sucks.

Herropreez17 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:47

^ lol

renaee 13

Friday 24 June 2011 1:32

I think some people push the "You deserved it" button on every FML just to be bitter assholes. If you hit YDI, **** you. Get a clue.

candymuffin24 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 7:44

today,while walking my dog with my 14year brother I got asked if he was my son. I am not even 18 yet

candymuffin24 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 7:46

sorry I made I mistake

MizVK 5

Monday 25 July 2011 1:41

Aw that sucks.. and sorry to hear about your loss

chattysoul890 18

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:35

what kind of sick person does that?

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Safe travels, Grandma

GTA

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