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By stolen - 11/04/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

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Safe travels, Grandma

By noyodel - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Italy

Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML

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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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By racello13 - 02/11/2015 15:26 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was at work when I got a call to say my grandad died. When I was walking out to my car, I realised someone had stolen all my hubcaps. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:31

Those ash-holes!

fmlikecrazy 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:31

oh gosh, that's bad. I'm sorry

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thisisnotyou 1

Friday 23 December 2011 5:09

Maybe, He will come back and haunt them! But sorry.

MrsCunny 1

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:01

I am so sorry... :( hopefully they did something respectable with it

imHighoffLife 0

Friday 17 February 2012 5:48

Omg ! Im so sorry :( that's a very ignorant move. Much love.

zloq 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 1:56

stop fanboying white boy seventh street u suck big dick asshole go die and they can steal your ashhes when u have a son ps u deserve it

beautiful_lover 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 1:21

Aww I'm sorry ull get through it:)

babe7260 30

Wednesday 27 June 2012 9:51

I'm so very sorry!!!! This is totally heartbreaking to read!!! Hopefully you were able to find some peace!!!

fruit_flies 0

Thursday 4 October 2012 2:59

Some people just need a pat, on the head, with a chair

tsent8 15

Wednesday 14 November 2012 23:47

Looks like you've got a satanist infestation the only way to get rid of em is to blast gospel music all day your neighbors may hate you but it's better than waking up staked to a pentagram

B5B0N35 18

Sunday 18 November 2012 23:12

oh god sorry bro

ChaoSKinG86 7

Wednesday 26 December 2012 19:56

At least you don't have to dispose of them now

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Today, my mom asked if I wanted to come to dinner with my parents and my grandparents who are in from London. When we got to the restaurant, there was a wait. My mom made me walk home because they could get a table quicker for a group of four than a group of five. FML

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Today, I told a customer her total was $89.40. She put her leg up on the counter and dug a $100 bill out of her nasty sock. It was damp. FML

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Today, I found I'd inherited money through the death of my childless aunt, enough to be debt free and pay my entire mortgage. My cheating ex girlfriend found out and is demanding half, since my aunt died when we were still living together under common law. She’s getting solicitors involved. FML

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