Miscellaneous: Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML - FML

By stolen - 11/04/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

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Safe travels, Grandma

By noyodel - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Italy

Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML

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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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By racello13 - 02/11/2015 15:26 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

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GTA

By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was at work when I got a call to say my grandad died. When I was walking out to my car, I realised someone had stolen all my hubcaps. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:31

Those ash-holes!

fmlikecrazy 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:31

oh gosh, that's bad. I'm sorry

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drethereason 0

Friday 22 April 2011 6:33

so disrespectful

kkatw 1

Friday 22 April 2011 23:43

holy crap... that is bullshit

brittber 0

Monday 25 April 2011 3:25

omg tats not funny

purplepenguine 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 2:12

can just say to anyone who thinks she deserve it why?

megastupid 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 5:28

lol 1337 "you totally deserved it"s

albertaboy 7

Wednesday 27 April 2011 22:00

Who says that this person deserved this? Who deserves to have the remains of their father stolen? Nobody does! So those heartless bastards who say this person deserved it can go to hell!

XxbrokeNCYDExX 6

Thursday 28 April 2011 4:08

Aww :[

hOcKeYjOcK23 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 7:21

that's lower than low

doltkid 3

Saturday 30 April 2011 7:36

did you mistake them for coffee?

tykillall 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 6:06

were they in a coffee can??? they might just want some coffee....

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