Unforrunate reality TV.

*unfortunate. There you go :)

That's what he said. Don't correct Scooby Doo.

Stop whining

Oh the instant irony! Haha. Time for some hand sanitizer and a shower.

Nope, just enough.

A whole bottle of Lysol may be a little more subtle.

Who uses Lysol? Febreeze is soooo much better. I know because I watched the commercial.

50, you got blindfolded and kidnapped too?

61- Didn't everyone??? MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!!!

At least you know what to tell the doctor!

Reality TV always over-exaggerates every situation to gain views. You'll be fine sleeping in a hotel bed one night.

Who said it was reality tv? It could have been a documentary, NOVA Science Now, ect

@5 That's what I thought too, so I tried it one night. I woke up missing an arm and my right leg was gone below the knee. Bed bugs the doctors told me, after the fact. Germs are the least of your worries OP, I suggest you get out while you still can.

Look at the bright side, you didn't wake up in the tub without your kidneys.

@32 What kind of mutant bed bugs did you have in your room!?

Really 49? -.-

I'm in a hotel bed right now and this post has made me paranoid..

64 I wasn't being serious.

Don't worry 76, people just don't appreciate the arts of sarcasm and humor these days..

Come on people. Not everything that they say on TV applies to every single similar situation. I'm sure some hotels are cleaner than that.

MOST hotels are cleaner than that and everything on your bed and in your bathroom has been heavily bleached.

Take a black light to a hotel and be amazed by what it reveals.

I worked at a few hotels.most of them really are that bad.

#58 who the hell bleaches beds?!! No one. That's who.

81, a KKK member. That's who.

This really isn't FML worthy in my opinion…

I suggest you change the channel.

Because everything you see on TV MUST be true in real life.

No it isn't... But everything on the internet is!!!

So if I say that everything isn't true on the Internet, what happens?

Blasphemy!!!! Everything on the internet is true!! I read it on the internet....

Change the channel, order some room service. Make yourself comfortable.