Transportation: Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit...

By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML

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Monday 29 June 2009 2:12

Ouch! Bad scene. YDI a little bit for not seeing that coming when you rode without a seat.

paks7 0

Monday 29 June 2009 2:14

umm....use a seat cover?? why the hell would you ride a bike without a seat?

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Wojciechowski 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:07

Why the **** are all these comments buried?

may_cause_fail 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:10

That a was dumb thing to do. And I guess you'd want a male doctor since they might be more understanding? But if you're gonna do stupid things, be prepared to take the consequences. :D YDI. Also why the hell is every single comment buried? D: Did someone just get bored?

AlexZB 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:11

i can't believe that you are embarressed that there are no male doctors. WHO CARES!

Suekoff16 3

Monday 29 June 2009 3:15

Are you kidding me??? I'd RATHER have the female doctor doing that for me. That could result in a happy ending for you. so FYL for not tihnking of that in the first place.

Orangeman69 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:19

are you gay? id rather have chicks messin with my dick that guys. FYL for being gay.

abcdefghiloveyou 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:25

Being gay is bad, why?

ssnickel 0

Monday 29 June 2009 16:09

Doctors are not there for a sexual experience. They are MEDICAL professionals. Doctors don't "mess with your dick." People prefer doctors of their own gender for the same reason why some don't care. It's a medical procedure, and it's very clinical... nothing sexual about it.