By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML
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wordly 0

Ouch! Bad scene. YDI a little bit for not seeing that coming when you rode without a seat.

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paks7 0

umm....use a seat cover?? why the hell would you ride a bike without a seat?

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pippysthename00 0

This happened to my ex... He's now known as the "guy who broke his balls".

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1nicent1 0

He probably got a boner in front of them. YDI for going without a bike seat

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theapplekid 0

it's a comment graveyard I really wanna know who's behind it

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wrestling49 0

well, since most of these comments are buried i will keep my comment somewhat clean.. i wud rather have a girl touch my balls then a guy

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nammz 0

Wtf? Am I the only one that has every single comment showing up as "Too many negative votes, comment buried."?

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your_lifesucks_ 0

LOL, whats wrong with having a lady putting stitches in your scrotum, beats another guy touching ur balls

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theflamezbegin 0

Are you referring to the fact that all the comments are buried even though some of them aren't offensive at all?

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theflamezbegin 0

What the hell is happening? Some of them aren't offensive, but a bit... erotic. In a distrubing way that's not very enjoyable.

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Darrian 2

There's a reason bicycles come with seats, dumbass.

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