Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML
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0dazednconfused0
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That's hilarious, I hope he wasnt to serious about it.
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phara_fml
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You should have hugged him back and said, "And this is how you hug a douche bag."
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lickmyjock
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Boyfriend +1 fatty
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ROFLsyrup
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say what?
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blland
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hei aye kan spail to,
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cucuto89
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Today my boyfriend made a joke at my expense, FML
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RevengeOnYou
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Today, I was first to comment on an fml. I have no life. FML
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nygirl8302
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get a dictionary, and learn how to spell...moron.
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jtm1991
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It's amazing how bitchy you people are. The purpose of FML is to find HUMOR in our lives; including the unpleasant moments. I applaude the boyfriend for being comfortable enough around her to TEASE her. Get a sense of humor and pull the stick out!
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jhon316
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ok so I did this to be at the top or ppl o se. idky girls are so dramatic and take things offensive like hat he probably ment was this is how to hug a whale like a regular hug well unless you a fat ass but still irks take everything wrong thank god I'm gay
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taylorxsayss
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agreed
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Lord_of_0
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Although, there again you could just be assuming that she's taking it seriously because this is on FML. Although, as you said, the purpose is to find humour in bad parts of our lives.
Might this be what the OP felt about the issue? She was probably amused by the joke, but insulted.
Might this be what the OP felt about the issue? She was probably amused by the joke, but insulted.
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0dazednconfused0
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That's hilarious, I hope he wasnt to serious about it.
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Mustardnight
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Lol same what a brilliant joke. Ydi for forcing your boyfriend to watch fucking free willy.
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fallegar
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LOL!!!! this is interesting
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Love_Bug
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wow xD
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iMP0W3R
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this one was predictable. saw it coming at "i asked..."
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imperfectclarity
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Oh snap!
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Sun_Kissed18
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Thats so mean! He's insensitive
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Miss_Jeannie
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"I dont think he was commenting on her weight but rather that you hug a whale the same way you hug anything else...you put your arms around it and squeeze."
That's exactly how I interpreted it. I think the OP is just a little too sensitive. Only someone who has extremely low self-esteem would see that as an attack on their weight, honestly. I don't have the greatest self-esteem and I still didn't interpret it as "omg you're such a whale!"
That's exactly how I interpreted it. I think the OP is just a little too sensitive. Only someone who has extremely low self-esteem would see that as an attack on their weight, honestly. I don't have the greatest self-esteem and I still didn't interpret it as "omg you're such a whale!"
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hedgehogs
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yeah, same here. I saw it as he was taking the opportunity to hug the OP.
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Reyo
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Sunkissed: Must you be like every other melodramatic, prepubescent High school girl who insists that the man be a humorless robot?
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Mustardnight
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I know no emotion. I am a vampire with 10 abs and cannot make jokes, i am sworn to protect my loved one *insert prepubescent high school girl name here*. I am sworn to having lots and lots of money without actually doing anything to earn it. I possibly live in a small town or otherwise the OC.
I am:
The prepubescent high school girl GUY
I am:
The prepubescent high school girl GUY
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crankyinthemorn
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I agree with #43. The chick was over sensitive and he didn't mean it in the negative way she took it.
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Notimetobleed
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no random black chick, hes funny.
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schwinn11
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Hahahaha,
classic,
you should probably lose some weight
classic,
you should probably lose some weight
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imerinmadigan
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your kinda of an ass.
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lickmyjock
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Did he suck on your dorsol while milk came out?
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IsaacYorkHawk
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Wow, what an epic burn!!!
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Jiplo
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It could've just been a failed attempt at a joke.
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schwinn11
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You watched free willy?
What a douche!!!!!
What a douche!!!!!
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GatherTheMice
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Dude you are REALLY not scoring any good guy points.
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phara_fml
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You should have hugged him back and said, "And this is how you hug a douche bag."
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kittykat1501
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So, a tampon bag? That's what a douchbag is
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poiuytrewqlkjhgf
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WOW you're such a baby obviously he was just kidding and he more than likely didn't even mean what it looks like he meant. CHILL. Jeez.
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gators1995
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Tell me about it xD