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uh. well done. i suppose now, you can give a speech about how awesome you know the groom will be in bed with your best friend! you're the bestest best friend in the whooole world~
how do you even have friends.
if you still have an ounce of decency in you, don't let your friend marry this douche, tell her what's been goin' on... you'll save her from both a **** for a best friend and a douche for a husband.
I eat worms.
well fyl I'm sure that's screwed YOUR life completely poor you
someones a big nasty best friend back stabbing man stealing *****
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Show it anywayhow does that FYL? it totally ***** up theirs. you totally deserve it!
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Show it anywaya little harsh
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Show it anywayI've wished worse upon others.
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Show it anywayTelling someone to kill themselves is not worse than being a cheating *****. It's not like Freeze has mind control powers and is going to Jedi the bitch's face into a lawn mower via the power of suggestion. Now if she actually does kill herself, that's worse than cheating, sure, but that would still be her own fault for being stupid enough to do it. Personal Accountability, I know it's like a magical unicorn, it doesn't exist. But if it did it would be beautiful and magical, and possibly taste like a delicious steak.
^^^
OP is clearly a bitch, especially considering this is her best friend's fiancé, but that's never an appropriate response.
you could always mention how good the groom is in bed lol
hmm.. 7 months tho? he couldnt have been THAT bad if she stuck around that long lol
either way OP is a bittchh
agreed(i kno i spelled that wrong)
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Show it anywayWell, you've got half the speech down. You know how awesome the groom is. Now, just do some improvisation in regards to the bride!
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uh. well done. i suppose now, you can give a speech about how awesome you know the groom will be in bed with your best friend! you're the bestest best friend in the whooole world~
Id hate to have you as a friend! **** her life not yours..hey maybe in your toast you can hint out what a ***** you are :D