By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML
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wordly 0

Ouch! Bad scene. YDI a little bit for not seeing that coming when you rode without a seat.

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paks7 0

umm....use a seat cover?? why the hell would you ride a bike without a seat?

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that_guy321 2

while you should have worn the seat cover, i still say FYL not because there were no male doctors, but because that would really, really suck to have those bars go into your scrotum

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mountaindrue 0

it would be embarrasing if u got hard

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WingCap 0

So some females handled your junk. Big deal! MAN UP SON!

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MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Dumb ass ************... **** your life.

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diet_otaku 0

they're medical professionals. male or female, they don't really care if they have to look at/touch your privates. it's just another body part to them.

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Kennuckle_fml 6

Yes but regardless it's about the patients comfort level

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pneumoniaman 0

The first line makes it a YDI.

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Rikku95 0

I think the OP means that he didn't use his seat COVER, which goes over the actual seat to cushion it. not that he was riding without the actual seat itself..... I believe there is some confusion on that >_<

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REAPERxCHROME 0

loloolololl did you get like a boner

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meanie_monday 0

I'm not even a guy but that sounds extremely painful. FYL, but also a YDI for being stupid in the first place.

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