By Anonymous - 20/07/2013 21:44 - United States - Austin

Today, I was removing large shrubs from a house. I heard my co-worker yell something, but I couldn't hear him, so I just pulled the stump out anyway. What I realized too late was that he was telling me that there was a swarm of bees living behind the stump. FML
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oneforceone 8

You should bee more careful next time.

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dhaworth93 8

sweet! by the way, I'm a sad, sad little man, I have no self-respect, little kids scare me so much I piss my pants when I'm around them, and I'm just pissing my life away in my mom's basement. ugh, I guess I just need a little pep-talk from the FML community, ya'know, but yeah

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flockz 19

it's ok bro! you're not pissing your life away! pull it together! take those little brats to your basement and show them who's boss! wait....

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Zimmington 21

1- you forgot the explosive diarrhea and how small your penis is

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fsomelife 26

#23 -- That's not a level, that's a specimen.

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websphere69 27

Maybe you should work with our OP here..,

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br00kr 22

Ouch. Sorry for you op!

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magaliwoodrock 19

What did that comment say?? It got moderated :(

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dhaworth93 8

I apologize but it was weighing on my mind so I had to throw that out there

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GuessWhatKids 13

Not sure if master troll or huge failure

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misunderstood94 15

That's usually why people stop what they're doing to listen... FML & YDI

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dhaworth93 8

man what a stinger sorry you got bee-tacked

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Zambowi 15

3 comments later and this is what you come up with smh

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dhaworth93 8

yes this is what I came up with I don't see any witty comments or funny bee jokes from you so please tell us who pissed on your hornets nest

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Zambowi 15

LOL WAT You're literally just flooding this fml with comments about you being first

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whiteboy896 9

-5 It happens to the best of us.

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Zimmington 21

23- Maybe if he didn't troll comment the 1,2, & 4 spots that doesn't just happen...

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oneforceone 8

You should bee more careful next time.

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dhaworth93 8

awe don't hate the first comment chill out let a man have some fun lol why you gotta thumb me down? you know what go right away cause you are just jealous you didn't get first Lol I got my first comment so shit I'm happy lol

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sharksfan48 13

Always have to check before you wreck

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fsomelife 26

The classic question comes up -- two bee, or a whole assload of bee?

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gotaplanstan 28

two beez! SNIPED! what's next what's next

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YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16

That stings…… ok, I know that was a bad pun.

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revolution4ever 14

Bee-tween you and me, I don't think OP listens very well.

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