Today, I was removing large shrubs from a house. I heard my co-worker yell something, but I couldn't hear him, so I just pulled the stump out anyway. What I realized too late was that he was telling me that there was a swarm of bees living behind the stump. FML
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lolnothanks
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Damn. What a pain in the bee-hind
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oneforceone
| 8
You should bee more careful next time.
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dhaworth93
| 8
sweet! by the way, I'm a sad, sad little man, I have no self-respect, little kids scare me so much I piss my pants when I'm around them, and I'm just pissing my life away in my mom's basement. ugh, I guess I just need a little pep-talk from the FML community, ya'know, but yeah
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flockz
| 19
it's ok bro! you're not pissing your life away! pull it together! take those little brats to your basement and show them who's boss!
wait....
wait....
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Zimmington
| 21
1- you forgot the explosive diarrhea and how small your penis is
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fsomelife
| 26
#23 -- That's not a level, that's a specimen.
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wildnargles
| 15
What you need is a therapist.
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websphere69
| 27
ROTFLMAO
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websphere69
| 27
Maybe you should work with our OP here..,
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br00kr
| 22
Ouch. Sorry for you op!
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magaliwoodrock
| 19
What did that comment say?? It got moderated :(
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alexsandria83
| 18
Loser
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dhaworth93
| 8
I apologize but it was weighing on my mind so I had to throw that out there
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NoMore_CoolNames
| 14
Wow, just wow. You just ruined it.
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GuessWhatKids
| 13
Not sure if master troll or huge failure
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lolnothanks
| 18
Damn. What a pain in the bee-hind
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misunderstood94
| 15
That's usually why people stop what they're doing to listen... FML & YDI
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stitesy29
| 18
I SEE WHAT YOU DID TARR!!
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dhaworth93
| 8
man what a stinger sorry you got bee-tacked
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Zambowi
| 15
3 comments later and this is what you come up with smh
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dhaworth93
| 8
yes this is what I came up with I don't see any witty comments or funny bee jokes from you so please tell us who pissed on your hornets nest
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Zambowi
| 15
LOL WAT You're literally just flooding this fml with comments about you being first
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whiteboy896
| 9
-5 It happens to the best of us.
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Zimmington
| 21
23- Maybe if he didn't troll comment the 1,2, & 4 spots that doesn't just happen...
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oneforceone
| 8
You should bee more careful next time.
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dhaworth93
| 8
awe don't hate the first comment chill out let a man have some fun lol why you gotta thumb me down? you know what go right away cause you are just jealous you didn't get first Lol I got my first comment so shit I'm happy lol
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sharksfan48
| 13
Always have to check before you wreck
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fsomelife
| 26
The classic question comes up -- two bee, or a whole assload of bee?
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gotaplanstan
| 28
two beez! SNIPED!
what's next what's next
what's next what's next
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YUMMYFRENCHFRIES
| 16
That stings…… ok, I know that was a bad pun.
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revolution4ever
| 14
Bee-tween you and me, I don't think OP listens very well.