Mommy Goes Commando

By Anonymous - 03/08/2017 13:00

Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
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You've really got no one to blame but yourself for that one.

If you're not wearing underwear at least seat in a way which won't reveal it.

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You've really got no one to blame but yourself for that one.

Shame on you! Your not setting a good example for your kid. Also aren't kids the greatest!!!

Nothing wrong in being comfortable. But perhaps before next time you need to have a discussion about boundaries with your child.

If you're not wearing underwear at least seat in a way which won't reveal it.

I sometimes forget to put on underwear too. It's just so comfortable to be free. Free!

so thats why the whole place smelled litte fishy

so thats why the whole place smelled litte fishy

The child’s level of trauma depends on whether it is a girl or a boy.

Highly unlikely the child was traumatized at all. That's the problem with people these days. They instantly assume every little thing is traumatic for a child. Eventually they will grow up and not have any coping skills due to the extremely sheltered existence they grew up on.

Kids aren't allowed under the table. OH and if you weren't wearing underwear, you definitely shouldn't have had her under the table. OR you should have worn some because you'd know kids go under tables... An amusing YDI

What is wrong with being comfortable?