By Kate - 07/06/2011 07:50 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML
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perdix 29

Smack it a few times and say, "Is this thing on?" That'll stop him. Unless he's into S S S S, M M M.

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HahaYDI 0

Sounds like a win-win situation to me.

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shadevil75 6

That is awesome! I have a warped sense of humor so I would like my boyfriend to do that. 8-D

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ShakeMeDown 12

65 your Internet penis is incorrect. it should look like this €==D

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XxToriwolfxX 0

Who's to say which is correct? Neither look like penises, unless you are a mutant with a gigantic tip.

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varkey 7

I don't understand, what do you mean "fall for it?"

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lonewolf6613 4

I'm gonna be perfectly honest here. I really don't get what the husband says :( care to explain?

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dani__rawrr 0

I don't get it...

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BossDavyy 0

The husband wants the wife to suck his dick. That was as dimple as I can make it.

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BossDavyy 0

Sorry I meant to say "simple" not "dimple" my bad

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lonewolf6613 4

thank u! oh it makes sense now. lol the husband Is an ass

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gardenwhipped 5

if fall for it, you mean turn around and go ?Huh?, but i seriously doubt that people just drop to their knees for a press conference. If it worked that way it would be a great day for all man kind.

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