lol i was wondering the same thing too, #9.

Fire guy....

a bowl over the smoke detector prevents this from happening.

i wanted to sneak a toaster into my dorm but this is why i never did. my roommate had a panini maker though, we made grilled cheese with it haha

Yea those toaster overs are verrry tricky! - S.

lol @ #3

One time in my dorm, the fire alarms when off at 7 am. I was still in bed, as was most of my hall. The culprit? Someone thought it would be a good idea to try to cook a poptart in the pizza cooker, and it caught fire. Idiots...

I hope you have a gun cause someones getting shot tonight

his phone or ipod could have internet access

There was no snowstorm in new york last night...