Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
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amirn86 0
Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD
MegNZee21 0
I think it's pathetic you chose to drive drunk.
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Comments (213)
mudkipsan 19
#38 Today, I reversed a FML only to get chastised by versailles. FML
Hagen09 0
HAHAHAH
Tehalon 0
#35: Could also mean that Americans are maybe quicker drunk (not used to alcohol so much?) #40: The Netherlands; http://www.verkeerenwaterstaat.nl/actueel/nieuws/nieuwsarchief/Strengere_alcohollimiet_in_het_verkeer_voor_beginnende_bestuurders.aspx Its in Dutch ofc seeing as its Dutch law, but it states that since march 30 of 2002 they lowered the amount from 0.5 to 0.2 for beginning drivers.
ltornetta 0
You're a moron. I dont know why u would even post this. Do u like having everyone tell u how much of a stupid asshole you are? And even more stupid did u really think people would feel bad for you. You're an idiot and and a waste of life.
npk1112 0
#43.......5?!?! Can you even be alive at .5? I don't think so. They must be using some other numerics. If you have a BAC of .5% you are just about dead. I don't think a person with BAC of .5 would even be capable of sitting up or putting their hands on the wheel to ATTEMPT to drive. again though, bottom line. the OP is beyond stupid and i have ZERO sympathy. They could have killed someone.
Silhouette_fml 0
Your father is a cop, and you still drunk drove... Yea, you deserved that.
kryssie4 0
wow, regardless of if you are related to the person in authority you should absolutely be sent to jail 100%. i'm glad there are legit police officers out there. never drink and drive, i've lost friends to that thanks to idiots like you.
bulburt 0
#43...there must be a different mesurement system or something. A blood alcohol content of 0.5 essentially means that half of the liquid pumping through your veins is alcohol. 0.5=50% which is why 0.2 is borderline rediculous as well. Its legal to drive when 1/5th of your blood stream is flowing with booze?
thisiswilli_fml 5
dude 0.5 =0.5% not 50%.... you would be dead....
bulburt 0
Nevermind posted that wrong...either way 0.5% you are likely in a coma if not dead
xitsbananas 0
1 percent BAC by volume 1/100 (%) g/mL = 1 cg/mL 9.43 mg/g, 217.4 mmol/L United States 1 permille BAC by volume 1/1000 (‰) g/mL = 1 mg/mL 0.943 mg/g, 21.7 mmol/L Netherlands, Lithuania, Latvia, Poland, Germany Different measuring system. Thank goodness haha