Work and Health: Today, I really realised how bad my anxiety had gotten when we... - FML

By Shaky - 30/08/2018 09:30 - Australia - The Gap

Today, I really realised how bad my anxiety had gotten when we got our corporate photos done for work. My smile was shaking so much the guy couldn't take my photo. FML

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real life problems 26

Thursday 30 August 2018 4:30

On the bright side, you can dress up as a nut cracker for Christmas

Yudith 24

Thursday 30 August 2018 13:45

Ah, corporate photos, source of anxiety and stupid comments from the photograph, like "Smile more!" to an already smiling resting b**face, "get closer" to squeeze the germaphobic with the sweat-a-lot, "remove your glasses" for a myopic person's ID, which will prompt an avalanche of "Remove your glasses" from security agents everywhere. I hope you and your photos get better.

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real life problems 26

Thursday 30 August 2018 4:30

On the bright side, you can dress up as a nut cracker for Christmas

Yudith 24

Thursday 30 August 2018 13:45

Ah, corporate photos, source of anxiety and stupid comments from the photograph, like "Smile more!" to an already smiling resting b**face, "get closer" to squeeze the germaphobic with the sweat-a-lot, "remove your glasses" for a myopic person's ID, which will prompt an avalanche of "Remove your glasses" from security agents everywhere. I hope you and your photos get better.

tounces7 27

Saturday 1 September 2018 6:35

How does a "smile" shake?

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