Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
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amirn86 0
Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD
MegNZee21 0
I think it's pathetic you chose to drive drunk.
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Comments (213)
npk1112 0
#30...no, we haven't all driven drunk. But clearly you have. So you are also a pathetic person who doesn't deserve the privilege to drive. I've been reading these FML's for a long time and like most of them because they are funny and make me laugh; but I had to create an account just to comment on this one and let the person know how unbelievably stupid and despicable they are...as are you.
Claeric 0
Would've been funnier if you had injured yourself and your car. =/ You deserve that for driving drunk moreso than just getting arrested by your dad.
Tehalon 0
0.15 is twice the limit in the US? Here 0.2 is the limit. Then again, Americans have beer thats like 99% water so i guess i can understand xD.
littlemissxtc 0
#33 in Australia the limit is 0.05 for fully licensed drivers and 0.02 for anyone on learners or provisional permits.. so 0.15 is 3 times over the limit here and somewhat 'shit-faced'!!!!!
KFabery 0
Too bad you didn't crash, idiot drunk driver. Please don't drive anymore, k? To #30 - No, you're wrong. Some of us have self respect and don't drive drunk (And some of us don't even drink, believe it or not).
Ender_ 0
#33 - In America the legal limit is .08. Having beer that is 99% water doesn't raise or lower the legal limit. It just means that you have to drink more beer to get drunk. #30 - I don't drink at all. I have also never gotten behind the wheel of a car after consuming alcoholic beverages. Saying that everyone does it is completely untrue.
Victoria2103 0
God, I hope your license is revoked forever. You're a jerk and don't deserve to be allowed to drive.
thebigO_fml 0
.15? that's not even close to cool and you need ass whipping!
versailles 0
#12, God I wish people would learn it's not funny to turn around a FML EVERY SINGLE TIME.
Ender_ 0
#38 - I definitely agree with you there. Sometimes it's funny, but not for every single one.
nastynate 0
#33 where do you live? 0.2 is way trashed. There's no way a country actually has that as their legal limit.
strawberryspacejam 11
Are you retarded? 0.2 is not even drunk. I dont know who told you that, but they didnt do a good job at it