Heimlich

By Macdaddy - 05/12/2008 12:49 - France

Today, I attended my first meeting with my bosses. For lunch we went to a restaurant. I choked on a piece of meat and couldn't breathe anymore. I had to take that piece of meat out of my throat with my fingers, and then put it back on my plate all chewed up. FML
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Kulawend 0

I think it's pretty messed up they didn't try and give you the heimlich or something...

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cookieinc 0

hey who cares wut ur bosses thought breathing is much more important

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Kulawend 0

I think it's pretty messed up they didn't try and give you the heimlich or something...

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Carlie_McCartney 1
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I agree...why would he do absolutely nothing? FYL, OP!

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cookieinc 0

hey who cares wut ur bosses thought breathing is much more important

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Sunbolt 0

I agree

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fyour_own_life 0
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I can teach you to chew cock better. Bit of a cocksucker myself. ;)

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Sessee 4

Oh, are you saying that a vegetarian never choked on something? I hate vegetarians like you. If someone wants to eat meat, let them. It's none of your business.

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thtsuxs 0

go choke on a salad

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8WeAreYoung8 4
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it's way easier to choke on a carrot than to choke on a piece of meat.

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TigranPet 24

You have no filter do you?

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abcdefg11233 0

and they didn't try to help you??

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pikachu_01 0
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#3 that's so retarded

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coldplaylive2003 0

I agree with #3

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FYLkid 0

Agreed with #3 Vegetarians = win Don't eat gods creations

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Dante1337 0
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dude. god made plants too, u dumb crap

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Sluip 0
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God created grass too, you donkey.

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kittengrl39 0

Win.

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ilovechocochipz 0
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haha thats an lol reply

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asher888 11
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damn right that's a win

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Guitarist45 0

and no one helped you? FYL. and #7, plants are alive too. if no one ate gods creations, there would be no life forms witin the year. thinking fail.

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katied4224 0
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Excuse yourself to the bathroom next time.

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Musiclove4848 6
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I think they were a little preoccupied by CHOKING!

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