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By noreia - / Sunday 6 October 2013 04:11 / Hong Kong
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While having fantasies about your neighbor is kinda weird but acceptable as long as you keep it to yourself, actually going over and stealing their underwear is completely messed up. That kid needs a serious talk with his parents.

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While having fantasies about your neighbor is kinda weird but acceptable as long as you keep it to yourself, actually going over and stealing their underwear is completely messed up. That kid needs a serious talk with his parents.

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How the hell is that weird? It's an adult woman and a teenage boy who are not related to each other at all! Stealing aside, his feelings for her are perfectly normal.

Ah, well. At least you found out what was going on and got your stuff back(even if you're not comfortable using them again). I'd probably be finding a different place to be hanging my unmentionables for a while.

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...they don't have lingerie settings in driers. a lace and delicates one, but not lingerie. not to mention that lingerie would be qualified as the aforementioned 'lace and delicates'. also, if they're sticky, that means that he was probably doing unmentionable things to her unmentionables, which definitely makes me think she would never want to use them again. I shudder to think what that "boy" may have done to those articles of clothing...

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^^ I got this FML confused with another. it won't let me edit the previous comment. it didn't say her undies were sticky, but the thought makes the FML that much creepier. so, it stays. lol

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He went to the trouble of stealing it all, imagine all the things he did with them. I'd just throw them out and make a mental note to not hang any new ones I get outside anymore.

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Aw shit, after reading it again I see you're right :( I need to learn how to read properly, I guess Excuse me for my stupid comment!

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Says 20 years younger, doesn't state the age of OP, they could be in their 20's. without a reference age, 20 years younger means nothing.

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Pros: Even being 20 years older you obviously look good enough for your scanty panties to be a worthy trophy. Cons: Lingerie is seriously expensive to replace & a creeper at any age remains creepy. FYL, OP...

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#11, no, I really don't want to know how old the lingerie was. Are you one of those weirdos who insists on stealing well-worn panties to ensure that the scent is infused into the fabric?

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just to clear that up i'm 34 for a few months - and it still creeps me out to think about it... i'm gonna throw the stuff away and hang clothes besides jeans and sweaters in the cellars from now on

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Well Atleast you got it going on for ya OP for a 14 year old to think you're hot. props to you for being good looking and a slap upside the kids head for being the dumbass teenager who goes out and steals undergarments from women.. He might have a bad fetish for lingerie and maybe need some counseling of some sort

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#36, most modern dryers have an "Intimates" cycle to safely dry delicate items. Unfortunately, most women think that's the cycle to use when they want to sit on the dryer and have mind-blowing orgasms ;)

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But doc, don't you know it takes up to 8 washes to remove semen from clothes. Twice would not cut it I do not think.

I sure hope you washed them after he handed them to ya. Never know what his son could've done to them... or all over them. lmao

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