By freakedout - 08/08/2014 14:43 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in the doctor's waiting room. When I woke up, the room was empty, and there was a $1 bill tucked into my cleavage. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 055
You deserved it 6 947
Miscellaneous
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

PancakeSlap 23

I wish I could make money while I sleep.

285 1

Comments

drunkmunkey 24

were you there to talk about the side effects of ambien and what it makes you do in your sleep?

220 5
baseballbv 17

But without her being asleep, the Boob Fairy wouldn't have visited and given her a dollar.

112 1
drunkmunkey 24

well now the guy knows there's a boob fairy he's going to want his dollar back

5 12
incoherentrmblr 21

"Keep the change ya filthy animal..."

31 1
HersheySquirts 17

If she took a nap earlier in the day, She would have one less dollar. Everything helps.

43 3
DogeMan 14

The boobs fairy must have rated hers badly so she got $1

38 6
PancakeSlap 23

I wish I could make money while I sleep.

285 1
Mystery_Unsolved 16

If we could make money while we slept there would be a lot less cranky people in the world.

3 1
vividpictures 17

Grow a pair of boobs and then we'll talk.

2 0
BadApple88 29

Well at least someone thinks you have a nice rack

58 5
deedeedeniel 17

Oh my gosh imagine the things that have been done :0

31 7
Pleonasm 35

That's hilarious to me because buck is Northern Irish/British slang for ****. So it reads as a pun like "at least you made (for) an easy lay/ride"

31 4
SweetasCandy0609 28

I'll give you a dollar to make you Holler.

8 21
gottahandittome 2

"mama's got her boobs out, showin' ever'body in town"

0 1