By freakedout - 08/08/2014 14:43 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in the doctor's waiting room. When I woke up, the room was empty, and there was a $1 bill tucked into my cleavage. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 027
You deserved it 6 940

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I wish I could make money while I sleep.

They atleast couldve left a 5

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drunkmunkey 24

were you there to talk about the side effects of ambien and what it makes you do in your sleep?

But without her being asleep, the Boob Fairy wouldn't have visited and given her a dollar.

drunkmunkey 24

well now the guy knows there's a boob fairy he's going to want his dollar back

incoherentrmblr 21

"Keep the change ya filthy animal..."

Should've taken a nap earlier!

If she took a nap earlier in the day, She would have one less dollar. Everything helps.

They atleast couldve left a 5

DogeMan 14

The boobs fairy must have rated hers badly so she got $1

Oh well, gotta make the breast of it

I wish I could make money while I sleep.

You should try OP's strategy

If we could make money while we slept there would be a lot less cranky people in the world.

vividpictures 17

Grow a pair of boobs and then we'll talk.

Only a dollar for the goods?

That's bullsht. No human is worth a dollar.

But breasts are!

Well at least someone thinks you have a nice rack

Oh my gosh imagine the things that have been done :0

That's hilarious to me because buck is Northern Irish/British slang for fuck. So it reads as a pun like "at least you made (for) an easy lay/ride"

I'll give you a dollar to make you Holler.

"mama's got her boobs out, showin' ever'body in town"