Animals: Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started...

By Beeisc00l - 05/10/2011 18:58 - Reserved

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

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Wednesday 5 October 2011 23:56

Rodents do know best

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Guinea pigs need sleep too!

Comments

liir 18

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:20

Maybe if you went to bed at an earlier time your guinea pig wouldn't have to squeal at you.

butterz1839 3

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:20

I need one of them guinea pigs

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:24

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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joee182 3

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:25

the guinea pig probably got tired of watching you get owned

BigRob247 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:27

Shoulda put a cover over the cage

colbyhaight 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:31

Cover him/she up then it will go to sleep

crystalrain17 14

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:32

That's so cute! Stop complaining; it's awesome that you have such a cool pet!

missheartgrenade 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:33

Put your games in another room. Or the rodent.

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:56

I have hamsters, and I just turned 21... Maximus & Commodus :)

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:59

Edit: This wasn't supposed to go here.

ih82bl8 2

Thursday 6 October 2011 5:29

Not rodents!

jcrotty19 4

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:37

I would have beheaded it!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:38

50/50 on this time. FYL for letting a rodent dictate you like that, but also YDI for playing games until 2am. The poor little guy probably wanted to go to sleep but couldn't because of your lights!