By nosleep - 29/12/2012 07:33 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend read online that oversleeping has been linked to strokes later in life. He's now taken it upon himself to protect me by making sure that I have as minimal sleep as possible. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 997
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Find an article that shows getting woken up by your BF a lot and not getting to sleep in or get much sleep leads to an increase in break ups or hospitalization due to severe foot to groin contact.

Atleast he cares about you by not wanting u to die of a stroke later in life

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Find an article that shows getting woken up by your BF a lot and not getting to sleep in or get much sleep leads to an increase in break ups or hospitalization due to severe foot to groin contact.

How is this even a FML? The fact that she sleeps less is related to FML. This app itself is a FML

It's a joke of a FML. I realized I missed a few words out.

Were the words you missed the punch line?

Gift him with the information that lack of sleep causes weight gain, skin aging, confusion, increased heart disease risk, lower sex drive, and even sudden unexplained death in some people.

Well think about it this way he loves you enough to try to protect you in his own stupid way.

28- I think you missed the words that were the punchline. the groin contact...just to make sure you get it, shes going to kick him in the balls!

Yeah, there are just as many if not more issues linked with too little sleep as there are with too much. He needs to educate himself if he really cares about her health. In his defense, at least he seems to be trying to show he cares....

Do you sleep more than 8 hours a night? If not then he needs to regulate himself and not you. I've read that 7.5 hours per night is optimal sleep for adults. Also, is he waking you up after 8 hours of continuous sleep?

Get a smarter boyfriend...

I agree. Dump the dumb-ass and find somebody that has something between their ears.

My husband isn't the brightest crayon in the box but who is, really? Plus he loves me more than anything. It's so annoying when someone does one dumb thing and everyone thinks the person should leave them!

As dumb as what he's doing is, it's still nice he cares that much about her. It's not like he's doing something to be mean.

Guys, learn where dump him is appropiate.. I've seen MAYBE 2-3 FML's were it was slightly appropriate, but still a stretch..

Besides, if everyone took FML advice and dumped their stupid other eventually they would breed creating double recessive stupid children. Then we would really have a problem.

Seriously! Not one of these people knows anything about the OPs' significant others besides what was posted, and people fly off the handle with the "ERMAHGERD DUMP HIM/HER" comments.

Does he know not getting enough sleep is also bad? -_-

Does he not know that having less sleep is equally as bad? Could be worse actually..

Atleast he cares about you by not wanting u to die of a stroke later in life

Tell him that no matter what he does, you are both going to die anyway. And he can either enjoy life with you or waste it fretting about a future that can neither be predicted nor avoided.

Did your boyfriend also think the world was going to end last week?

Strangely, you are the first person I've seen taking credit for it. I believe you

If anyone could do it, it's Harrison Ford!

Well I know he's doing it because he care's about you, however you just don't mess with a girls sleep so your should tell him when he wants to have sex sorry honey but having sex can give people a heartbreak and then tell him I'm only doing it because I care about you.

I don't recall ever having heartbreak before, during, or after sex.

That's actually kind of sweet

Have him google "sleep deprivation health effects." He'll never wake you up again.