first? anyways this is fake

dump her

if this is real, its fucked up

so she tossed her own salad?

And number one hasn't been moderated yet, why? He/she clearly trolled and called fake on the FML. According to the rules and regulations saying "fake" will get the comment moderated. No justice, no peace!

Thanks for the concern snick

I've got it. ;-)

Rach... For you providing the justice, I shall provide the peace!

YDI for 1. not having the balls to tell her "no more" BEFORE spending all your cash, and 2. dating someone so insecure in the first place hope you're happy now

Exactly #68.

wow she gets thirty dollars of free shit and doesn't have to put out for your ugly scrawny ass. a winner is her

Well put #68

Oh snap! She tossed you like a salad.

#68, while the OP's gf overreacted, and probably is somewhat insecure, it is extremely tough to be with someone who is still in love with their ex. Not everyone has to be insecure for their significant other's ex to bother them. So even though she's most likely a taking, crazy bitch, I feel for her a little bit. :P

was it your licence plate?

wow seriously you people really abuse the word love. u wouldn't get over someone u truelly loved for a long time.

snickerdoodles who the fuck says kowtow

agree with #3 paranoid bitch

lol totally

fake faker mcfajeson

god that's so disgusting, return the stuff. this fml makes me laugh at my country.

How conceited can a person get!?

I don't know that that's conceited so much as insecure.

she's a bitch and doesnt deserve you.

that is a bitch move! is she blonde? cuz if she is that explains everything, dramatic response to the littlest thongs like looking at the name of ur ex. Bitch move!

What does being blonde have to do with anything?

Sell the magic breakup-salad on E-bay!

YDI for buying her everything she wanted.

agreed... next time don't pamper so much... she is still a person and if you're that whipped that early on I think it's safe to say in a few weeks she will be the one with the pants

"that early on"? No one knows how long they've been dating. They couldve been dating for 8 years and about to get married. Don't assume.

My comment was for 38

Sell the magic breakup-salad on E-bay!

never buy a girl everything she wants!!!! Cause then she'll want more,....Duhhh!! she threw the salad In ur face cause it had the wrong dressing.. :P

She's probably cheating herself. That kind of behavior shouldn't be tolerated.

she used you! dump her! she's a dumb butch!

snicker, just stfu!

thank you #73. Sick of her!

Bitch/butch...whim/him. Hmmm!?!

Where do you guys find these kind of girls? Seriously! I tear myself up slightly every time someone buys me something. Also, a girl that comes to that kind of conclusion has no kind of business being in a relationship since she's that insecure and outrageous. I only hope you take this as a sign that you can do better, because, quite frankly, you can.

I think it falls under some what some might call a "nice guy" category. You can be a loving, caring boyfriend with a spine, just like a girl can be a loving, respecting, reasonable girlfriend. If this was serious, the "love" was just just built off silly things anyway. I'd just take it as a sign to move on and grow up. There's better, less insecure people out there. Note, to anyone who might want to start a fight over this, I'm not meaning that all nice guys are like this. Just a few who think they belong in the "nice guy" category when they're really too insecure with themselves, let girls walk all over them, and wonder why they can't have a decent relationship.

what is OP and YDI? cud smone explain?

Someone could explain, yes. I'll save you from the being yelled at from the other users, but OP means Original Poster and YDI means You Deserve It. For future reference, it's easier to just look all this stuff up though. Google is handy for a reason.

Where we find those kinds of girls, it's usually because those are the girls we attract >_> I remember thinking "why do girls like such /assholes?/" and then it hit me-guys are the same way when it comes to girls, because dudes tend to fall head over for complete biatches.

What is Google? Can someone tell me?

# 113, Google it, foo'

Sucks you couldn't have found out she's a crazy, insecure psycho-bitch before you drained your wallet on her, but its for the best. Fuck her.