How d'you like them apples?

By Anonymous - 29/10/2022 14:00

Today, after my girlfriend played a prank on me a few days ago, I thought she’d be a good sport about me playing one back. Turns out she’s not a good sport. I’m now single, with black bruises on my ribs. I think one might even be broken. FML
I agree, your life sucks 871
You deserved it 206

Same thing different taste

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Marcella1016 31

Holy shit, what was your prank? You shoot her dog or something?? All jokes aside, I want to say you dodged a bullet...but it sounds like you could’ve done a bit more dodging. But seriously, glad you got out from plunder her thumb. After she was done using her fists. No, but FRFR...you’re absolutely better off without her. That’s extremely ****** up and you should actually press charges. Go to a physician and get checked out, and make sure you get all the bruises documented in case you do want to file a police report (you should). Again, you’re better off now. Or...you will be after your wounds heal.

TomeDr 24

It totally depends on what the pranks were. What you might consider harmless or funny, she might consider over the line. OR she might be someone who can “dish it out not not take it.” Either way, it’s probably better to be parted. You two are not on the same page.

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Marcella1016 31

Holy shit, what was your prank? You shoot her dog or something?? All jokes aside, I want to say you dodged a bullet...but it sounds like you could’ve done a bit more dodging. But seriously, glad you got out from plunder her thumb. After she was done using her fists. No, but FRFR...you’re absolutely better off without her. That’s extremely ****** up and you should actually press charges. Go to a physician and get checked out, and make sure you get all the bruises documented in case you do want to file a police report (you should). Again, you’re better off now. Or...you will be after your wounds heal.

TomeDr 24

It totally depends on what the pranks were. What you might consider harmless or funny, she might consider over the line. OR she might be someone who can “dish it out not not take it.” Either way, it’s probably better to be parted. You two are not on the same page.

Brevity is the soul of wit. Except if you are too brief and tell a story with too few details. Then, you are telling us shit we don't care about.

I hope you are okay. Consider reporting her to the police?

She should not have done that and you should press charges, but it's suspicious you left out details of your prank.

this sounds like you pulled some prank involving a mask and fear, and she reacted properly for the perceived situation. either that or you have been in a toxic relationship with an abuser... but sounds like scary prank gone wrong and you were slow to remove the mask.

What the hell kind of prank did you two pull on each other? Whatever it was, it definitely sounds like you're better off without her abuse.