Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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funsize003 0
did it "piss" her off? ahahah
FreddyLunch 0
That'll teach her.
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stringoffail 0
I hope we get her version of this FML from her point of view. I can't in good conscience click YDI for you, but she sure as hell deserved it. People who think startling people is hilarious should be peed on more often.
girlnamedkris 0
Um... Are you five?? Wth man
jeri2011 0
I pee in the shower all the time. :P I would never try to scare someone in the shower. Esecially after watching that movie Psycho. SDI
KevinC69 0
Ha
toddler883 0
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN > Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according > to lights and darks. > > Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. > > If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. > > Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do > more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc. > > Get in the shower. > > Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and > pumice stone. > > Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. > > Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. > > Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. > > Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red. > > Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. > Rinse conditioner off hair. > > Shave armpits and legs. > > Turn off > shower. > > Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. > > Spray mold spots with Tile Cleaner. > > Get out of shower. > > Dry with towel the size of a small country. > Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. > > Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. > If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas. > > HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN > Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. > > Walk naked to the bathroom.. > > If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the > 'woo-woo' sound.. > > Look at your manly physique in the mirror. > > Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum. > > Get in the shower. > > Wash your face. > > Wash your armpits. > > Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. > Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. > > Spend majority of time washing privates > and surrounding area. > Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap. > > Wash your hair. > > Make a Shampoo Mohican. > > Wee. > > Rinse off and get out of shower. > > Partially dry off. > > Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath > the whole time. > > Admire willy size in mirror again. > > Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. > Return to bedroom with towel around waist. > > If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the > 'woo-woo' sound again. > > Throw wet towel on bed. > > I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!
Eggtart 18
YDI. Who pees in a shower?!
zeusseta 0
What does OP mean?
horseluver4ever 0
Original Poster, a.k.a. the person who wrote/posted this story
jarello7 0
So think about this, lets say you get drenched in urine. What do you do? you go take a shower. Washing pee off of yourself in the shower is exactly the same as peeing in the shower, only difference is, when you pee in the shower, its probably a lot cleaner since its fresh.
poiuytrewqlkjhgf 0
LOL #1 well at least you weren't fapping in the shower xP
cattoe7 0
she shouldn't try that anymore