Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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funsize003 0
did it "piss" her off? ahahah
FreddyLunch 0
That'll teach her.
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Comments (399)
OrgasmicTactic 0
How is this an FML? She deserves it for trying to scare you while doing your business.
SVelasquez 0
Who the hell pees in the shower? You deserve it, you unsanitary little pig.
staceybby 0
1. Don't piss in the shower, it's disgusting. 2. Lock the bathroom door. 3. You deserve it.
alayna100 0
OMG... I just moderated your girlfriend's version of the story... XD..... FML is awesome... lol
FYL6 0
Pee is sterile, you morons. What the hell do you think goes down the drain when you shower anyways? Dead skin cells, head hair, leg hair, pubes, dirt, oil from your skin, pus from any open wounds you wash....I would much rather think about pee in the shower than anything else that EVERYONE washes down the drain.
lottofee 0
hope you didn't like the dress anyway = )
Eelusive 0
F your GF's life for having to shower later where you just wizzed.
LysssNysss 1
I'm a chick and I pee in the shower. He doesn't deserve it. A lot of people piss in the shower. It just saves water from flushing the toilet.
karenmarie 0
Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good FML
DrunkenLullaby 0
#48's a prick. Most people pee in the shower, and you're a dirty liar if you say you've NEVER done it.